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magicoftomh
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Because he don't know beans.

What did Photius reveal in his chop cup act?
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Oh that one was a winner, I gotta write that one down.
What did I reveal in my chop cup act, Chuck Norris in a chop sockie movie

Why do magicians run in Photius's family?
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Probably because Photius bakes Exlax in their brownies!

Why do Kyle's relatives hide when they see him coming?
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magicoftomh
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They probably owe Kyle money.

Where does Kyle keep his money?
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Wherever Kelly lets him...

What does kelly do to try to coax kyle to come to dinner?
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magicoftomh
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Coax? Why should the lovely Kelly have to coax Kyle to come to dinner? If he doesn't come, let him starve.

Who gets Kyle's dinner when he doesn't come?
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Doug's dog, get it, besides he is much more appreciative of Kelly's cooking that Kyle is anyway.

Why is Kyle never late for dinner?
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magicoftomh
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It's a dog eat Doug world.

What does Doug eat for dinner?
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What ever the dog lets him eat.

Why does doug have only four bills?
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magicoftomh
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He paid the rest.

Which four bills does Doug need to pay?
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Bill Clinton, Bill Cosby, Bill de Cat, and Bill Bobaggins.

Why does Kyle never accept money from Doug?
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magicoftomh
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Kyle does not earn any money.

Why does Kyle perform the Miser's Dream?
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Because he is the miser. (Just ask Kelly)

What is the greatest trick pulled off by IBM/SAM?
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Larry Bean
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$495 Combined Convention registration fee.

How likely am I to get my money's worth?
Father Photius
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Looking at the line up, if you make most of the lectures, probably pretty likely to get more than your money's worth. Now travel and hotel, well, that will set you back enough for 4 conventions.

How is Kyle like Rudolph the Red nosed reindeer?
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Larry Bean
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They used to laugh and call him names.

What is Photius' favorite reindeer trick?
magicoftomh
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Pulling coins from behind their antlers and other reindeer games.

What Christmas song does Kyle hate to sing?
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Kyle the flat nosed rainmoose.

What was the first magic trick Kyle ever got for Christmas
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A pamphlet written by Photius called "Booger Production Techniques".

What did Kyle mistakenly hang on the Christmas tree in December of 2000?
Father Photius
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His silk lace panties.

How thick are the walls in the rubber room that holds Kyle, Photius, and Doug?
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