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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts 
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By sitting on top of the Statue of Liberty in his underwear.
Which brand of underwear does Kyle wear? |
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Haines House of Underwear.
Why doesn't Kyle wear a top hat? |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Because the rabbit gets upset messing with his bachelor pad.
Why doesn't Doug wear any clothes?
Kyle Peron
http://www.kylekellymagic.com Entertainers Product Site http://kpmagicproducts.com Join Our Facebook Fan Page at http://facebook.com/perondesign |
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ERIC Inner circle New Jersey 1188 Posts
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Thanks Kyle, now I'm blind!
Why did Kyle ask such a question? |
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Kyle loves those Victor's Secret catalogs, figuring they will teach him magic.
Where else does Kyle go to find his magical "secrets"? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Modern Bride Magazine
What do you call a magic club that has Kyle as president, Photius as secretary, and Daffydoug as treasurer?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3067 Posts
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The Bell View Magic Circle
What do you call a magic club that refuses to admit Kyle, Photius, or Daffydoug as members? |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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A smart one lol
What would Kyle's first order be if he was made President?
Kyle Peron
http://www.kylekellymagic.com Entertainers Product Site http://kpmagicproducts.com Join Our Facebook Fan Page at http://facebook.com/perondesign |
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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3067 Posts
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To get his butthole unsewn.
What would Kyle's second order be if he were made President? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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To make stoneunhinged a lifetime member.
What would the dues for this magic club be?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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$1 per year + all you can eat.
What secret fraternity will be started by us nut-jobs on this thread? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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The invisible mystic knights of the loons lodge.
Why could the magician only work in air conditioned rooms?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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He was a mentalist and enjoyed doing cold readings.
How did the mentalist read Doug's mind? |
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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He didn't - he kept drawing a blank.
What were the loony magician's favorite magical words? |
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Have a banana.
Where does Kyle keep his banana? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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In the refrigerator and doesn't take it out without Kelly's permission.
What is the secret password for entry into the Mystic Knights of the loons lodge?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Uhhhhh...And it opens!
What is behind door number one? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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We don't know, nobody can remember where we put the key.
How is Daffydoug like the Verger in the Vicar of Dibley?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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He could drive the most saintly person to murder?
What does Daffydoug drive? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Saintly people to murder.
What did Kyle use for his first magic wand?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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