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magicoftomh
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By sitting on top of the Statue of Liberty in his underwear.

Which brand of underwear does Kyle wear?
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Haines House of Underwear.

Why doesn't Kyle wear a top hat?
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Because the rabbit gets upset messing with his bachelor pad.

Why doesn't Doug wear any clothes?
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Thanks Kyle, now I'm blind!

Why did Kyle ask such a question?
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Kyle loves those Victor's Secret catalogs, figuring they will teach him magic.

Where else does Kyle go to find his magical "secrets"?
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Modern Bride Magazine

What do you call a magic club that has Kyle as president, Photius as secretary, and Daffydoug as treasurer?
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What do you call a magic club that refuses to admit Kyle, Photius, or Daffydoug as members?
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A smart one lol

What would Kyle's first order be if he was made President?
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To get his butthole unsewn.

What would Kyle's second order be if he were made President?
Father Photius
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To make stoneunhinged a lifetime member.

What would the dues for this magic club be?
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$1 per year + all you can eat.

What secret fraternity will be started by us nut-jobs on this thread?
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The invisible mystic knights of the loons lodge.


Why could the magician only work in air conditioned rooms?
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He was a mentalist and enjoyed doing cold readings.

How did the mentalist read Doug's mind?
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He didn't - he kept drawing a blank.

What were the loony magician's favorite magical words?
magicoftomh
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Have a banana.

Where does Kyle keep his banana?
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In the refrigerator and doesn't take it out without Kelly's permission.

What is the secret password for entry into the Mystic Knights of the loons lodge?
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magicoftomh
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Uhhhhh...And it opens!

What is behind door number one?
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We don't know, nobody can remember where we put the key.


How is Daffydoug like the Verger in the Vicar of Dibley?
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magicoftomh
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He could drive the most saintly person to murder?

What does Daffydoug drive?
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Saintly people to murder.


What did Kyle use for his first magic wand?
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