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A Q-Tip.

Wbhat did Kyle produce with his first magic wand?
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A little poopy in his diaper.

When did Photius fall in love with Nani Darnell?
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When Nani was still underage for Photius.

When did Kyle get his red jacket?
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About 50 years after Photius fell for Nani (1953).

What does Kyle's jacket smell like?
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Depends on whether it has a cold or not..
Why does Kelly enjoy sniffing Kyle's jacket?
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Other than his money...none. Who could blame Kelly?

Where does Kyle waste his money that the lovely Kelly deserves?
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On things he secretly uses in the bathroom....

Why is Kelly jealous of Kyle's bathroom toys?
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Kelly is way cuter than a duck.

Where did Kyle get his bathtub duck?
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Same place he got his bathtub quacker whacker..

Why is Photius jealous of Kyle's bathtub quacker whacker?
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Ducks can find water. In his area, Photius cannot.

In the deep southern region, how does Photius find water?
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He drinks a gallon of Kool-Aid.

What does "Photius" mean as a verb?
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He wrings the sweat from his clothes and desalinates it.

For what crime was the desalinator accused?
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What does "Photius" mean as a verb? To flash us.

For what crime was the desalinator accused?
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Photius means bearer of light as a verb. As for the desalinator he was accused of too much pepper and not enough salt.

What did the magician find in his break away dove box when it broke away?
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A rabbit?

(Ah, Photius, I love you buddy, but a "bearer" (of light or anything else) would be a noun and not a verb. Obviously a Photius is one who Photes, or a Photer. It's not in my Liddell & Scott, but I insist that I am parsing correctly. But let's quit photing around and get back to the subject.)

What did the cherry tree say to Kyle?
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Someone popped you, but not me!

What would Kyle look like in a jacket that fits him?
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A whole lot better.

Why does Kelly have 400 pairs of shoes and Kyle only one?
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Because Kyle dresses up like a woman most of the time and they have the same sized feet.

Kyle and Pee-Wee Herman are trapped in a room. Pee-Wee looks at Kyle and says????
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What? Are you some kind of freak?

Why was Kyle arrested in a movie theatre?
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He kept playing with is balls.


What do Kyle and a beaver have in common?
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