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I can't think of a dam thing.

Why couldn't Kyle drive through the river crossing?
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Cause he's too broke to have a car...

What would Kyle buy if he had a few bucks?
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magicoftomh
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A dollar gift card.

What is Kyle selling at the Dollar Store?
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His Soul.


How much does Kyle get paid for his act?
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magicoftomh
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Drew, I'll bid one dollar...which was way overvalued.

Where does Kyle buy his clothes?
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Goodwill, where else you gonna find a jacket like that.

Why does Kyle think pizza is a gourmet meal?
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magicoftomh
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They don't serve it at the soup kitchen.

What toppings does Kyle like on his pizza?
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Crow, he generally has to eat a lot of it.

What did Kyle's mother say when she first saw him?
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magicoftomh
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What's up with the goofy mustache?

Where was Kyle's first magic show?
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Before an audience of six plastic army men and a betsy wetsy doll.
(his largest audience to date too)

How many women did photius saw in half before he got it right?
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ERIC
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Don't know, but he always got the half that ate.

What happened to the other half?
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I married it. (OK who hacked my account and wrote that?)

Why was photius always embarrassed by the big sign outside his shows that said "Welcome to Photius the World's Greatest Magician"
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The audience reaction after the shows?

What was the first magic book read by Photius?
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As far as full books go, it was Blackstone's Secrets of Magic (autographed and of course a gift from Uncle Harry) otherwise it was one of those Dr. Pepper give away sheets Mark Wilson hocked on his Dallas Time For Magic Show for 6 Dr. Pepper bottle caps.

What did Photius learn from that first book?
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ERIC
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DOn't know, but it was carved in stone.... (SORRY P)

Who wrote it?
Father Photius
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Actually Gibson wrote it, it was ghosted by him and put out under Uncle Harry's name.

Now back to my last gag.
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magicoftomh
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Would you like a slap on the back?

Why did we perform the Heimlich Maneuver on Kyle?
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Oh I thought you guys said perform the hinney lick maneuver on Kyle, duh!

How is kyle with a gag like doug with a blindfold?
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They are both frightened by the ensuing silence.

How do you re-hinge a stone?
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Regather the moss.

Why did the stone not gather the moss?
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