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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts 
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It was on a roll.
What magician almost always performs stoned? |
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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3067 Posts
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Not me. I never perform.
Where do cow magicians put their topits? |
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Some place udderly ridiculous.
Why don't more cows perform magic? |
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8810 Posts
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They are to busy Lapping.
Why did the magician go to the E.R. room after his close up show?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3067 Posts
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It's difficult to hide a topit.
Why don't cows use their arms more often? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Cause Cows ain't got arms!
Why don't chickens have lips?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3067 Posts
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Because they're trying their hardest not to look like ducks.
How do ducks keep their feathers attached? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because it's too easy to get down off a duck.
Why is a squared circle like this thread?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3067 Posts
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Because only Dante could have begun to imagine it.
What would Murphy have said about Dante? |
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8810 Posts
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That's the law.
What was Georgia's Law?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Ya'll come on back now, ya hyar?
Why did Kyle try to vanish his last paycheck?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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He didn't want Kelly getting it.
How does Kyle deposit his paychecks? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Carefully in numbered swiss bank accounts, of course the swiss banks really have a problem with all those 7 cent checks he deposits.
Why does Kelly deserve more of Kyle's paycheck than Kyle does?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Because she does everything in the show anyways. I just stand there and try and look pretty. =)
Why does Photius need to give his audience money to watch his show?
Kyle Peron
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Its the only way I can keep them from throwing things at me and chasing me down the street.
How many red jackets does Kyle actually own?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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1 too many (says my wife at least)
How does Photius keep his collar's so nice and neat?
Kyle Peron
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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I don't really know, Kelly cleans them for me.
Why was Kyle rejected for the part of Teller?
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Cause I was not short enough? Cause my wife decided she enjoyed me screaming when she kicks me?
What is Photius' glasses REALLY do? (psst psst we know he really is a secret agent)
Kyle Peron
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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They disguise my secret identity, I rush into phone booths at the sign of trouble, take off my glasses and spend the next 30 min trying to find my way out of the phone booth.
I think I put my gag tag joke on WYR, duh. Why hasn't kyle been elected magician of the year by the academy yet?
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Because he is way too busy trying to convince everyone on the Café that he actually knows something. Is it working yet? huh?
Why is Photius so clueless?
Kyle Peron
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