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Larry Bean
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It was on a roll.

What magician almost always performs stoned?
stoneunhinged
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Not me. I never perform.

Where do cow magicians put their topits?
Larry Bean
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Some place udderly ridiculous.

Why don't more cows perform magic?
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They are to busy Lapping.

Why did the magician go to the E.R. room after his close up show?
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stoneunhinged
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It's difficult to hide a topit.

Why don't cows use their arms more often?
Father Photius
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Cause Cows ain't got arms!

Why don't chickens have lips?
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Because they're trying their hardest not to look like ducks.

How do ducks keep their feathers attached?
Father Photius
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Because it's too easy to get down off a duck.

Why is a squared circle like this thread?
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stoneunhinged
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Because only Dante could have begun to imagine it.

What would Murphy have said about Dante?
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That's the law.

What was Georgia's Law?
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Father Photius
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Ya'll come on back now, ya hyar?

Why did Kyle try to vanish his last paycheck?
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Larry Bean
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He didn't want Kelly getting it.

How does Kyle deposit his paychecks?
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Carefully in numbered swiss bank accounts, of course the swiss banks really have a problem with all those 7 cent checks he deposits.

Why does Kelly deserve more of Kyle's paycheck than Kyle does?
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Because she does everything in the show anyways. I just stand there and try and look pretty. =)

Why does Photius need to give his audience money to watch his show?
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Its the only way I can keep them from throwing things at me and chasing me down the street.

How many red jackets does Kyle actually own?
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1 too many (says my wife at least)

How does Photius keep his collar's so nice and neat?
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I don't really know, Kelly cleans them for me.

Why was Kyle rejected for the part of Teller?
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Cause I was not short enough? Cause my wife decided she enjoyed me screaming when she kicks me?

What is Photius' glasses REALLY do? (psst psst we know he really is a secret agent)
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They disguise my secret identity, I rush into phone booths at the sign of trouble, take off my glasses and spend the next 30 min trying to find my way out of the phone booth.

I think I put my gag tag joke on WYR, duh.

Why hasn't kyle been elected magician of the year by the academy yet?
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Because he is way too busy trying to convince everyone on the Café that he actually knows something. Is it working yet? huh?

Why is Photius so clueless?
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