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No Idear?

Same question, what do you get when you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
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On 2007-10-30 13:30, Dan Paulus wrote:
Dinner for five.


Trying to answer the previous joke, someone beat me to it.

Please continue...
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On 2007-10-30 13:31, Professor Piper wrote:
No Idear?

Same question, what do you get when you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?


Great big holes all across Australia!


What's a hindu?
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The answer to the question where to look when backing up.

Where is the best place to look for unicorns?
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On a Uni's feet

what goes; whiff whiff whiff Jump whiff wiff wiff Jump whiff whiff whiff Jump whiff wiff wiff Jump?
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A police K-9 jumping rope...

Why is Chris Angel popular?
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Because he did it TWO WEEKS before anyone else, with a FRIGGIN ELEPHANT GUN!!!
FREAKIN' ECK!!!



What do you get if you cross a chimpanzee with a lightbulb?
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A Criss Angel animal special?

What's grosser than gross?
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A grocer.


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3.5 X Pie

Why is the sky blue?
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Because it's cold.

What type of animal is a derfish?
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It's like a derf but a bit more whirly.

What's green and sounds like a zebra?
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The Wicked Witches Brasier (sic)

Why are magicians bad spelerz?
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Because their "Spell" checker hasn't been updated.

Why didn't 'Hooked on Phonics" work for Barbara Walters?
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She got her Bee's in a upwoar.

Where do Bee's wash there clothes?
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In a humdinger.

What is the difference between George Orwell and Orson Wells?
"We are what we pretend to be" Kurt Vonnegut, jr.



Now U C It Now U Don't

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There's no such thing as a George cart.

Knock knock,
Who's there,
Aldous Huxley,
Aldous Huxley who?
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Aldous Huxley came for lunch.


What kind of stone is never found in the ocean?
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Now U C It Now U Don't

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Keith Richards.

What's the difference between the ocean and the sea?
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Oncs.


how many clowns does it take to change a light bulb?
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