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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts 
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He's afraid Photius will do those tricks just to make Kelly Happy. Ok, the hangman's noose will do the levitation, I got doug for the penetration and climax, now I need to call Gomez across the border about the vanish.
How is Doug's magic act like that of Carnie Wilson on Celecadabra?
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Both were unforgettable.... unforgettably bad that is. lol
What cartoon character is Doug most like?
Kyle Peron
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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The sea hag.
When would Kyle get eliminated on Celecadabra?
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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He wouldn't. He would just get lost trying to get to the Magic Castle.
Why isn't Photius on Celebracadabra?
Kyle Peron
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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He's already a member of the magic castle.
What did Abbey McBride say when she saw Kyle's act?
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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OH MY GOD you are SOOOOOO dreamy and SOOOOOOO hot. Then she looked up from her plate of food and saw Kyle and puked.
What did Photius' mom and dad say after he performed his first trick?
Kyle Peron
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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"Mark Wilson, eat your heart out!"
Why does Carnie Wilson want to be Kyle's assistant?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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So Kyle can cut her in half on national tv...again.
In what movie will Kyle and Carnie Wilson be starring? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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The Z list celebrity and the Hack Magician
What is so magic about Kyle's haircut?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Kyle and I learned this together...the Magical Vanishing Hairline.
Why was Kelly surprised to find Kyle using Rogaine? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because his hair was getting thinner not thicker.
What was the magical surprise that Kyle found in his jacket pocket.
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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His egg salad sandwich from last October.
Why does Kyle put ketchup on all his food? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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So when he eats he can keep his jacket the same color.
What was the magic surprise Kelly gave Kyle on their wedding night.
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Separate beds!
What popped out of the cake at Kyle's bachelor party? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Daffydoug in a G string.
What was the big magic moment in Kyle's life?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Purchasing his red jacket.
Where do you buy red jackets like Kyle's? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Answered that one before, Goodwill, only place that will even consider handeling them.
How did Kyle make his taxes disappear?
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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At the local pimp daddy shop. I also have a nice frilly hat to go with it.
Why does Tom want to be so much like me?
Kyle Peron
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because he always wanted to get a lot of laughs from women.
What was the music Kyle used for his first Illusion?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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It's a Small World Afterall!
Who was the first magician Kyle ever saw? |
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