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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts 
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He's never seen a real magician before, or at least until last SAM when he met photius.
What is Kelly's greatest secret?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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The $25,000 she keeps hidden in her...oops! Kyle's watching!
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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You forgot a gag!
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Ack! Ack! Ack! There's my gag!
What is the only way to keep Kyle out of a magician's club meeting? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Invite photius.
What was the title of the first magic lecture Kyle ever attended?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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How to Destroy a Young Magician's Career.
Who was the lecturer? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Mandrake the Magician.
What evil does the Shadow know really lurks in the heart of Kyle?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Kyle loves to write "Wipe hands on pants." on those blow dryers in men's rooms.
What is the greatest thing Kyle has ever read? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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The instructions on the bottom of his boot full of water.
What was the magic drink that Kelly gives to Kyle when she wants to escape?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Whatever Kelly mops off the bathroom floor.
What is Kelly's first stop when she escapes from Kyle? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Photius's house.
Why wouldn't doug get into Kyle's guillotine illusion?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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You need a backbone for it to work?
Following the guillotine act, whose head would you use in the large cups and heads act? |
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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3067 Posts
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The head of Alfredo Garcia? Surely you weren't thinking that one of the lovely gentlemen here at the Café should be beheaded?
Whose head would you use in a flea circus's cups and heads act? |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Photius. His head is so small due to the lack of brain matter inside. It would work really well for this.
What should a magician do if they can not think of a good line for this section?
Kyle Peron
http://www.kylekellymagic.com Entertainers Product Site http://kpmagicproducts.com Join Our Facebook Fan Page at http://facebook.com/perondesign |
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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3067 Posts
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Start posting in the Food for Thought forum.
What should a magician do if they can't find a red mystery jacket like Kyle's? |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Give up all hope of every being remotely cool and just go to Kyle's shows and start praising him. =)
What would stoneunhinged do without his really big hat?
Kyle Peron
http://www.kylekellymagic.com Entertainers Product Site http://kpmagicproducts.com Join Our Facebook Fan Page at http://facebook.com/perondesign |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Shove it down Kyle's throat, outside of the improvement, nobody would notice the difference.
What did the board of directors of the academy say when they heard Kyle was coming to the Magic Castle?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Quick remove all the signs, lock the doors and turn out the lights. Maybe he won't notice.
Why hasn't Photius starred in his own Vegas show?
Kyle Peron
http://www.kylekellymagic.com Entertainers Product Site http://kpmagicproducts.com Join Our Facebook Fan Page at http://facebook.com/perondesign |
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ERIC Inner circle New Jersey 1188 Posts
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He can't find his way out of Texas.
How many repeats do you repeat repeating the six card repeat? |
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Magic Enhancer Inner circle Robert Haas 1805 Posts
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They're afraid he'd harass all the show girls.....
Why did Kyle harass Photius?
Robert Haas
Magic Enhancer Quality magic products for the working professional. www.MagicEnhancer.com |
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