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As many as it takes before the audience starts to finally clap.

When will Eric finally get a chance to meet Kyle live and in person (afterall he only lives in NJ and Kyle lives in Philly area)?
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The same time Kyle finally gets a chance to meet Eric live and in person....

Why does Kyle wear women's underwear??
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Because Rob gave him his pair to try on.

Why does Rob Prtend to be thinking in his avatar when he has no brain at all?
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Because the clock stuck in his head embarrasses him.

What is Kyle doing with his LEFT hand?
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LOL, I asked that about 30 pages ago but Kyle fobbed me off with some excuse unlike in his avatar where he's fobbing himself off.

What do you get if you cross an MP with a pint of zebra wee?
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A sober MP

Why hasn't kyle stared in his own Texas show?
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Texas hasn't asked.

Why hasn't Photius starred in a Pennsylvania show?
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Actually I have, family hails from Warren, Pa.

Why does Arkansas have a Paris when Texas, Tennesee, and France already have one?
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There are at least 14 states with a town named "Paris", I guess Arkansas just didn't want to be left out.


Why is everything so big in Texas?
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Because Texans got the ego to go with it.

What do you call a magician with a big ego who lives in Houston?
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Nolan Ryan

Why are 5 of the top 10 fattest cities in the USA all located in Texas?
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Cuz everythin's big in Texas!

Why did the Texans laugh at Kyle?
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Cuz hes a dam*yankee
(And nolan isn't a magician, and lives in Alvin, not Houston)

What's the biggest Illusion in Texas?
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The illusion that some orthodox priest in El Paso is really a magician?

What did the Texan produce from his 10 gallon hat?
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Mark Wilson and Nani Darnell


How many Boutons who were magicians have lived in Texas?
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I'd guess two, but I'd hate to leave any Blackstones unturned.

Would you rather have assisted Blackstone in the bunny trick

or

Would you rather have assisted Blackstone in the birdcage trick?
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Well I did assist the birdcage trick, just thankful I didn't get stuck with one of those bunnies, guess Uncle Harry didn't have one in his apartment to spare that day. (And actually there were three, my dad did a bit of magic as well)
(and this is gag tag, not WYR)

What is the life expectancy of the canary in Senior's birdcage trick?
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5 seconds. Then it returns to life. 5 seconds later, it's a goner.

Why would the department of energy be contacting the Bouton family?
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Cause with all the hot air we produce you could light up Las Vegas for a century.


How many blondes does it take to make a Las Vegas magician?
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2...actually...1 if the father is a tan redhead.

Why was the magician found dead outside Las Vegas?
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