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Father Photius
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Cause no respectful magician would be caught dead in Las Vegas.

Why did Kyle loose so much at the blackjack table?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Rather than saying, "Hit me.", Kyle said, "Go fish."

How did Kyle lose money when he performed "Color Monte"?
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Because he kept betting against himself (And his red jacket makes him color blind)

Why can Kyle never find the pea in the shell game?
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Because Kelly made Kyle go before leaving the house.

What did Kyle do before becoming a magician?
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Well that is hard to answer, since he has never become a magician yet.


Why is magic a much better place without Kyle and Photius?
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Because it is now safe to take show bookings in Niagara Falls.

Where in the World are Kyle, Photius and Carmen SanDiego?
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I'm in the fortress of solitude, Kyle is on the couch and nobody knows where in the world is Carmen SanDiego.

Why is it magical to pull a rabbit out of a hat?
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We could produce a duck, an elephant or a giraffe, but only a rabbit can produce and "AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" from the audience.

Why did I name my rabbits Merlin, Merlin Jr. and Merlin the third?
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Because you have no imagination.

Why did the magic club request that Kyle turn in his wand?
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Cause he was waving it in all the wrong places at all the wrong times...And Kelly found out.
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What did she have to say about it?
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That if he bought a new one, it should be thicker than a toothpick.
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What no gag, guess I got to do one then.


What happens to Kyle when Photius hears the words "Poko Moko?"
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He injures himself and a cow.

(If anyone understands that joke, they deserve a Twinkie. And why did I forget the last gag?)

Why did Stoneunhinged forget to give a gag?
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He didn't swear off drinking.


How is Photius' magic act like a 6week old soggy woolen overcoat?
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ERIC
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Both stink to high heaven?

What happened when Potius played the Bijoe in POCO MOCO?
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He went loco.

What does Kyle use as a lucky charm?
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Either his RED JACKET or three and a half balls...


What is Kelly's lucky charm?
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Photius

What is Photius' lucky charm?
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The Lovely Nani Darnell

Why will Kyle probably avoid going to the SAM convention in Buffalo in 2009?
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