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He's holding back until he learns how to spell "SAM"

What will the convention do without him?
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A lot better.

Who did Kyle recommend for the headliner at SAM 2009?
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His magic mirror told him that he is the only one worthy of the honor..

How else does Kyle put Kelly to sleep besides showing her tricks?
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By making romantic advances.

Why was not at the "women in magic" lecture during SAM 2007?
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Why was not??
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Why was kyle not at the "women in magic" lecture during SAM 2007?
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He was too humble about the possibility of getting voted lady of the year.
Why was Kelly so jealous about Kyle's feminine traits?
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Because they don't come no more girly than Kyle.

What fell from the air when the magician waved his wand?
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The other part of Photius' inflated ego. lol

What should we do with all the left over ego spilling out of Photius' head?
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Erect a monument to Kyle.

What magician has the biggest ego in the world?
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I do. Deservedly.

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Hey kid, wanna buy a Jeep?

Why is Kyle's credit so bad?
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He's still paying for those magic lessons he cut class on.

Where did Kyle go to school?
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The Pee Wee Herman school of magic...

Why was Kyyle always being put in the dunce corner?
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The thought of spanking Kyle's but was too revolting to his teachers.

What did Kyle produce from his dunce cap?
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Kyle, what else?

What magic word does Kelly use to make Kyle disappear?
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Get a job.

Where was Kyle's last job?
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Noplace, he never has had one.


What is the real secret to Mac King's cloak of invisibility?
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J K Rowling gave it to him.

What does Kyle's red jacket double as a cloak of?
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Stupidity.


What was the date that Kelly decided that Kyle was simply not going to do?
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