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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts 
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Their second.
When did Kyle propose to Kelly? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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He's never stopped making propositions, fortunately for Kelly she rejects the majority of them.
Why does Kyle wear depends when he does his act?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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In case angry mobs threaten to beat the p*$$ out of Kyle.
Where is the first stop on the Kyle Peron World Tour? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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The middle of nowhere, and it goes downhill from there.
What Magic themed play on Broadway turned Kyle down for the lead?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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The Magic Show...which is why Paul Shaffer formed The World's Most Dangerous Band.
How did Paul Shaffer threaten Kyle? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because Kyle threatened to look stupider than Paul and get the job on Letterman.
What television Magic show of the 70's best represents the total opposite of Kyle's magic?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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The Magician, which is something Kyle could never claim to be.
What happened when Kyle tried to enter The Magic Castle? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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The owl said "No way Jose!"
When Kyle flushed the toilet at the magic castle, what music played?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Are your kidding? The orchestra had died of Asphyxiation.
What does Kelly do to remove odors from the house? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Uses a flame thrower.
What trick did Kyle do for his audition for membership in the academy?
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jocdoc Inner circle Carlsbad, CA 1183 Posts
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Create the illusion that he was Photius (damn - that collar was tight!)
What other illusions can Kyle do?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3067 Posts
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He can make a baseball bat disappear, even when he is stark naked!
What illusions can Photius do while stark naked? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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None, I don't have a tt.
Why do magicians hate tuna caserole?
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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3067 Posts
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Because they can't find a recipe for tuna casserole in Tarbell.
What do Photius and Kyle have in common with cup cakes? |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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They all have heads full of air and flat bottoms.
How many cupcakes can you feed to a walrus? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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None, because I neither have cups cakes nor a walrus.
Why is being a magician like Marilu Henner having to kiss Louie DePalma?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Because we have all the good looks, moves and talent, just to entertain the little people.
Why did Photius teach a magic workshop to a kids baseball team? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Cause it was the only way he could ever make it to first base.
Why did Photius really retire from performing?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Because of his disability.
What disability caused Photius to retire from performing? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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The disability to find an audience...(hey what am I doing here?)
Why does doug really look like Kermit the Frog?
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