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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts 
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Because only a pig could love him.
Why does Kyle really look like Gonzo? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because he doesn't look good enough to be cookie monster.
What trick did Gonzo do to vanish Ernie and Burt?
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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The famous torn and restored Muppet trick.
Why can't the Cookie Monster do magic? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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No want magic, Want COOKIE!
What's the best way to restore Kyle to health?
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Tell him Gag-Tag has been removed. (At least he'll get up to check it out)
What is the best way to serve Kyle? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Well done.
Why would your magic be much better with Kelly and without Kyle?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Anything with Kelly and without Kyle is good.
What antidote did the Witch Doctor have for Kyle? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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OO eee OOO aahh ahh Ting Tang Wally Wally Bing Bang!
How many used Kleenix tissues can you cram into one red Jacket?
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Magic Enhancer Inner circle Robert Haas 1805 Posts
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The same number of dworky dweebs you can fit into a red jacket.....
Why did Kyle get really sick?
Robert Haas
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because he is always one sick puppy.
What would it really take to enhance Kyle's magic?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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A magician.
How is Kyle's act like NyQuil? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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They both put you to sleep and leave a bad taste in your mouth.
What was the original thing Kyle used to load in his dove pan, before the cops arrested him?
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Photius' underwear.
What does he load in the dove pan now? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Sanitary wipes which his audience badly needs after his show.
How did the magician get Kyle to reveal the secret of his cups and balls?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Because Dixie Cups eventually disintegrate.
Why did Kyle wear a chop cup to the sporting event? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because he needed something to keep his chop in.
How did the magician make Kyle's act disappear?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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He asked the audience for their attention.
What's the best thing to do when you are in Kyle's audience? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Leave.
Why did the magician have to give CPR to Kyle?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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He was checking to see if Kyle had a heart?
How do you check Kyle's blood pressure? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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With a tire guage.
How do you check Photius's I.Q.?
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