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magicoftomh
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A micrometer.

Where do you go for a referral for the Magic of Tom Hornikel?
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

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Father Photius
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To the files of the FBI.

How do you measure the magical talent of Daffydoug?
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magicoftomh
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Protons, neutrons and electrons.

How do you measure the contamination caused by Kyle?
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

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Father Photius
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In mega-tons

What's the most magical thing about Tom H?
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Magic Enhancer
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His last name is Houdini.

What three predictions was he making on his Mental Epic?
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Father Photius
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The shape of the world, the shape of the world on weekdays, the shape of the world on weekends.


Why is Tom's Epic Mental?
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poofersmagic
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What else would Tom's epic be...

Who is Tom? (I am back and have to get caught up) lol
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magic4u02
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Tom is the guy in the avatar with the mental epic who is pretending to be suave and a magician when we all really know he is just a confused person with too much time on his hands.

What has Kyle's favorite thing to do for the past 3 days that he has been bed ridden and sick as a dog?
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poofersmagic
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Whine and complain to me....."I hate being sick!"

Why is Kyle such a whiner?
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magic4u02
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Because it is what I do bes. It is either whining or making fun of Photius.

Why is Kelly so lucky to have me as her charming husband?
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Father Photius
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Because Whiners and weiners go together well.


How many pairs of shoes should Kyle buy Kelly for all the nursing she gave him?
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poofersmagic
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Don't go there dear....

Why did I even get involved with you nut jobs?
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magic4u02
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Because deep inside you know your have affection for us nutjobs. you married one.

Why will Kyle not be buying kelly any more shoes anytime soon?
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Father Photius
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Because Orlando Bloom wasn't available.
How many pairs of shoes should Kyle buy Kelly for all the nursing she gave him?
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poofersmagic
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All I need is a gift card from Payless....with an unlimited amount...

Why does Kyle deserve my nursing?
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Father Photius
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Because Kelly is an angel of mercy and she is always compassionate towards those charity cases who are hopeless.

Why does Kelly deserve to upgrade from Payless?
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magic4u02
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Because the PayMore store is looking pretty good about now.

Why is Kyle feeling like he is being ganged up on?
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Father Photius
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Because he is and he deserves it, the way he treats our lovely , sweet, Kelly.

Why should Kyle enter the TAOM competition?
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magic4u02
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Because god knows he can;t do any worse then the other guys in it. hehehe

Why should Kyle and kelly make a trip down to meet Photius in TX?
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poofersmagic
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Because Kelly has always wanted to go to TAOM

Why should we go to TAOM?
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