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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts 
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Because we would win every award there. I mean geesh babe those TX magicians are not all that um er good. hehehe
Why would Photius get scared if we showed up?
Kyle Peron
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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3067 Posts
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Because he'd be caught without his Kyle Brand Jock Strap Topit. Finally people would realize that not everything is bigger in Texas.
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poofersmagic Regular user philadelphia 134 Posts
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He would take me away from Kyle...in the dark of night...
What would Kyle do if he did? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Suffer, cause that is exactly what I would do.
What do Harry Blackstone, Jr., Mark Wilson, and Photius all have in common?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3067 Posts
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They've never ever contributed to the "GAG TAG" thread at the Magic Café.
What's the difference between a skunk and a magician? |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Thay all wish that they were Kyle
What does Kyle, Kyle and um er Kyle all have in common?
Kyle Peron
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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The same thing the skunk and the magician have in common.
What happened to Kyle's 5th ball?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Kelly controls me by it. lol
What would kelly do without me?
Kyle Peron
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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3067 Posts
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Probably suffer...
... ... ... NOT! What would Kelly do if she finally got around to destroying Kyle's red coat? |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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She says celebrate lol
What would we all do if we had to watch Photius do a striptease magic act?
Kyle Peron
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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3067 Posts
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Concentrate on his beard.
What would we all do if we had to watch Kyle remove his jacket? |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Wonder when the auction is going to start. hehehe
What is Stoneunhinged really trying to cover up in his avatar?
Kyle Peron
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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The fact that he is Kyle's twin.
Why would Kelly be so much more happy in Texas with Photius?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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One more person to use and abuse to buy more shoes and then move on.
What is the best meds for Kyle to take to get better?
Kyle Peron
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Arsenic, Cynide,....
Why would Photius be thrilled to buy Kelly shoes?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Cause he gets to try on dresses at the same time.
What dress looks best on Photius?
Kyle Peron
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Any of Nani's or Kelly's
Why is Kyle jealous of the way photius looks in Kelly's dresses?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Cause Photius looks better in them then Kelly does. hehehe
Why does Kyle never learn?
Kyle Peron
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Cause he loves not getting fed and sleeping on the couch (what else?)
Why is Kelly , once she finishes creating her solo act, going to break forever from Kyle and become the queen of Magic?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Because she knows a woman can do it way better then us guys any ways.
What music should Kelly use for her act?
Kyle Peron
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