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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts 
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"The Most Beautiful Girl in the World"
Why does Photius get paid 10 times for his act what Kyle gets paid for his?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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They can't pay enough to get him off the stage and out the door.
What should we do with all the snot rags that Kyle has from being sick?
Kyle Peron
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Shove them into the red Jacket of Mystery and cram it down daffydoug's throat.
Why is Magic in Texas so superior in quality to magic in Philly?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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You can produce Really Big Rabbits from those Texas hats.
Why do Texans insist on wearing those hats, when they are clearly not cowboys? |
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Magic Enhancer Inner circle Robert Haas 1805 Posts
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To hold their 10 gallon heads.
How many Texans does it take to beat up 1 New Yorker?
Robert Haas
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Chrysler hasn't made New Yorkers since 1996...they're too old to beat up.
How many Kellys does it take to beat up 1 Kyle? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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One with one arm tied behind her back.
What did the Texas Magician say when he saw Kyle in his red jacket?
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Magic Enhancer Inner circle Robert Haas 1805 Posts
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Pedophile
What did Kyle do the child molester?
Robert Haas
Magic Enhancer Quality magic products for the working professional. www.MagicEnhancer.com |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Beat him senseless I hope.
Why is magic the most insane profession in the world?
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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3067 Posts
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Because it puts you in a fraternity with Kyle and Photius.
What does "Kyle" mean as a verb? |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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To strive for absolute perfection!
What does Doug mean as a verb?
Kyle Peron
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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To strive for absolute insanity.
What does Stoneunhinged mean as a verb?
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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To hide behind any large object (like a hat) out of cowardness.
What does Photius stand for as a verb?
Kyle Peron
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Stoneunhinged asked that one quite a while ago, but Photius stands for a verb for about 30 seconds, then he will sit down.
What is Kyle's act as a verb?
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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AMAZING! BEYOND BELIEF! DEFYING THE LAWS OF CREATIVITY! EXCEEDING GREATNESS!
if you could create a word that sums up Doug what would it be?
Kyle Peron
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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DAFFY
In Doug's avatar which is the ventriloquist and which is the dummy?
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Their both dummys. The ventrioloquist left the room when the shot was taken.
What is Kyle going to trade all of his 10344 posts in for at the awards and prize counter?
Kyle Peron
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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A large stuffed bear for Kelly.
Why did Kelly leave Kyle for the big stuffed bear? |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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The stuffed bear actually knew how to cook in the kitchen.
What should we give to Tom as a congratulatory gift for reaching the inner circle?
Kyle Peron
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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An innie belly button.
How much does Kyle pay Doug to make him look good as a magician?
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