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Father Photius
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"The Most Beautiful Girl in the World"

Why does Photius get paid 10 times for his act what Kyle gets paid for his?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
magic4u02
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They can't pay enough to get him off the stage and out the door.

What should we do with all the snot rags that Kyle has from being sick?
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Father Photius
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Shove them into the red Jacket of Mystery and cram it down daffydoug's throat.


Why is Magic in Texas so superior in quality to magic in Philly?
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magicoftomh
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You can produce Really Big Rabbits from those Texas hats.

Why do Texans insist on wearing those hats, when they are clearly not cowboys?
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To hold their 10 gallon heads.

How many Texans does it take to beat up 1 New Yorker?
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magicoftomh
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Chrysler hasn't made New Yorkers since 1996...they're too old to beat up.

How many Kellys does it take to beat up 1 Kyle?
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Father Photius
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One with one arm tied behind her back.

What did the Texas Magician say when he saw Kyle in his red jacket?
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Magic Enhancer
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Pedophile

What did Kyle do the child molester?
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Father Photius
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Beat him senseless I hope.

Why is magic the most insane profession in the world?
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stoneunhinged
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Because it puts you in a fraternity with Kyle and Photius.

What does "Kyle" mean as a verb?
magic4u02
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To strive for absolute perfection!

What does Doug mean as a verb?
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Father Photius
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To strive for absolute insanity.

What does Stoneunhinged mean as a verb?
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magic4u02
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To hide behind any large object (like a hat) out of cowardness.

What does Photius stand for as a verb?
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Father Photius
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Stoneunhinged asked that one quite a while ago, but Photius stands for a verb for about 30 seconds, then he will sit down.

What is Kyle's act as a verb?
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magic4u02
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AMAZING! BEYOND BELIEF! DEFYING THE LAWS OF CREATIVITY! EXCEEDING GREATNESS!

if you could create a word that sums up Doug what would it be?
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Father Photius
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DAFFY

In Doug's avatar which is the ventriloquist and which is the dummy?
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magic4u02
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Their both dummys. The ventrioloquist left the room when the shot was taken.

What is Kyle going to trade all of his 10344 posts in for at the awards and prize counter?
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A large stuffed bear for Kelly.

Why did Kelly leave Kyle for the big stuffed bear?
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magic4u02
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The stuffed bear actually knew how to cook in the kitchen.

What should we give to Tom as a congratulatory gift for reaching the inner circle?
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Father Photius
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An innie belly button.


How much does Kyle pay Doug to make him look good as a magician?
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