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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts 
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Not enough.
How much does Kyle pay audiences for him to perform a show? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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The exact amount is a secret, but word is that Congress can't spend that much in 5 years.
Why are magicians from Cleveland so much more talented than magicians from Philly?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Has any Philly magician ever set a body of water afire?
Why are magicians in CTown so much better dressed than magicians in Philly? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because the CTown magicians aren't transvestites.
How many psychiatrists does it take to properly diagnose Daffydoug?
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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There are not enough psychiatrists to properly diagnose Daffydoug.
Why is Philly Cream Cheese better than Wisconsin cheese? |
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8820 Posts
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It taste better on Bagels.
Do you have to be Jewish to enjoy Bagels?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3067 Posts
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No, but it helps to be circumsised.
What does a magician get when he can hold his breath for 17 minutes? |
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8820 Posts
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A Eulogy and guitar player using an Ovation...
aside to the tune of Amazing Grace..Amazing Harris we can't believe you held your breath so long...but since you did we all agreed to honor you with a song. you've been here for 55 years and older every where..but tell us when you get bald up there..... back to gag tag.... What did the online dater say when she found her date was a mortician and a clown?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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"That's funny - I feel like I've been dieing to meet you!"
What magicians have used E-harmony.com ? |
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8820 Posts
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Mystery, Liberace, and Larry
Why did they not find it harmonious?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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E-Harmony rejected their applications for being perverts.
How many psi of air does it take to properly inflate Larry's date?
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8820 Posts
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Light touches do much better...and she will follow you any where...
Where did Harris' sense of humor go...and why doesn't he understand the direction of this thread lately...asked Nigel the puppet that rocks...?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because he doesn't know the terror of the Red Jacket.
Why does Nigel not fear the man in the Red Jacket?
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Because he is colorblind?
What does Photius do when the cleric collar comes back with too much starch? |
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8820 Posts
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Become the stunt double for "Iron" man.
Where does Wolverine get his specialized thumb tips?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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From Vernet Iron Works.
Why doesn't Nigel use a thumb tip?
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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3067 Posts
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Because its been missing for six months.
Where might Nigel have lost it? |
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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It's on his thumb.
What did Doug cram into his thumb tip? |
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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3067 Posts
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A rabbit.
Did the rabbit die? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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No he used protection.
What kind of herbs did the magician eat to improve his performance?
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