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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts 
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Doug didn't "eat" the herbs.
Why did Doug use steroids to improve his performance? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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To make the hor -mone.
What is the magical equivalent of boob tube?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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The Magic Café
What does Steve Brooks say everytime he looks at "Now that's funny!" on The Magic Café? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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"now that's funny"
What does Kelly say everytime she looks at Kyle?
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Well it could be worse... they could be out on the street. Or even worse, they could be performing a show. Oh man that is a scarey thought. I better go check out the Little Darlings section.
What is the title of Kyle's new lecture?
Kyle Peron
http://www.kylekellymagic.com Entertainers Product Site http://kpmagicproducts.com Join Our Facebook Fan Page at http://facebook.com/perondesign |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Red Jackets and Magic or How I went from success to total failure.
What chapter of Mark Wilson's Complete Course in Magic did Kyle get his entire act from?
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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The cover. =)
What book did Photius get his act from?
Kyle Peron
http://www.kylekellymagic.com Entertainers Product Site http://kpmagicproducts.com Join Our Facebook Fan Page at http://facebook.com/perondesign |
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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The One Minute Magician
What book did I get my act from? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Complete Idiots guide to magic
Why is Kyle's act like a microwave dinner?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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It's tasteless.
What song best accompanies Kyle's act? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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I'm a looser baby so why don't you Kill me.
What type of pizza goes best with Kyle's act?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Ham Lover's Pizza
What beverage goes best with Kyle's act? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Flat seltzer, or anything else that has lost all its fizz.
What kind of pudding would you serve with Kyle's act?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Plum pudding. I can set the hard sauce aflame, and throw the desert at the stage.
What kind of cookies would you serve with Kyle's act? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Not fig newtons, Mac King would sue me.
What do Kyle's act and a doughnut hole have in common?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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They're both useless.
What do Kyle's act and a TV dinner have in common? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Both are tough, half frozen, outdated and tasteless.
What new illusion did Kyle add to his act?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Kyle's giving off the illusion that he is a magician.
What is the biggest thing Kyle has made vanish? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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His bank account.
How does Kyle really pay the mortgage?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Doesn't Kyle collect a lot from disability?
Where does Kyle buy his props? |
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