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Doug didn't "eat" the herbs.

Why did Doug use steroids to improve his performance?
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To make the hor -mone.

What is the magical equivalent of boob tube?
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What does Steve Brooks say everytime he looks at "Now that's funny!" on The Magic Café?
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"now that's funny"

What does Kelly say everytime she looks at Kyle?
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Well it could be worse... they could be out on the street. Or even worse, they could be performing a show. Oh man that is a scarey thought. I better go check out the Little Darlings section.

What is the title of Kyle's new lecture?
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Red Jackets and Magic or How I went from success to total failure.

What chapter of Mark Wilson's Complete Course in Magic did Kyle get his entire act from?
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The cover. =)

What book did Photius get his act from?
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The One Minute Magician

What book did I get my act from?
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Complete Idiots guide to magic

Why is Kyle's act like a microwave dinner?
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It's tasteless.

What song best accompanies Kyle's act?
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I'm a looser baby so why don't you Kill me.


What type of pizza goes best with Kyle's act?
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Ham Lover's Pizza

What beverage goes best with Kyle's act?
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Flat seltzer, or anything else that has lost all its fizz.

What kind of pudding would you serve with Kyle's act?
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Plum pudding. I can set the hard sauce aflame, and throw the desert at the stage.

What kind of cookies would you serve with Kyle's act?
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Not fig newtons, Mac King would sue me.

What do Kyle's act and a doughnut hole have in common?
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They're both useless.

What do Kyle's act and a TV dinner have in common?
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Both are tough, half frozen, outdated and tasteless.


What new illusion did Kyle add to his act?
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Kyle's giving off the illusion that he is a magician.

What is the biggest thing Kyle has made vanish?
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His bank account.


How does Kyle really pay the mortgage?
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Doesn't Kyle collect a lot from disability?

Where does Kyle buy his props?
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