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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts 
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The contents of a nearby bright red jacket.
Why did Yogi get indigestion? |
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Because he bear-ly chewed his food.
Why are Yogi and BooBoo friends? |
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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3067 Posts
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Because they were herding sheep in Montana and one time they decided to share a tent. The rest is history.
Why don't bears normally herd sheep? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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They find it a baaaaaaaaa-d experience.
Why won't they let Kyle and Doug herd sheep?
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Can't answer that on the grounds that this string is only rated PG-13.
What magician on this thread is considered the black sheep? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Stoneunhindged, why he is always haveing to hide his face.
Why did John Calvert refuse to watch Kyle's act?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Shouldn't we all?
Why did Curious George watch Kyle's act? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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He wasn't really watching it, he was just monkeying around.
What room in the Castle would they feature Kyle in?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Hey! I never noticed an outhouse before!!!
Why was Kyle kicked out of the Magic Castle's outhouse? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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He failed to meet the rigid standards of the Castle for entertainers in that room.
Why is Kyle always mum about the real reason the Liberty Bell is cracked?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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You never heard about Kyle's Floating Liberty Bell effect?
How did Kyle nearly electrocute himself with a Rocco's D'Lite? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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When the batteries were low he stuck his tt into a light socket to recharge it.
What does Kyle really keep in his egg baq?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Pantyhose
Why can't Kyle perform the Miser's Dream? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Because it requires something he never has, money.
What did Kelly do with Kyle's miser's dream pail?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Uses it to soak his underwear before washing it.
How much rope does Kyle typically need for a show? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Enough to hang himself.
Why is Kyle no longer allowed to use a live Chicken in his act?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Kyle lays enough eggs on his own.
How does Kyle eat his eggs? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Sitting in his high chair with his bib on.
What did the Master Magician say when doug produced a rabbit?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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You should have drilled holes in the back of that box, son.
What is a good use for Doug's rabbit. |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Rabbit stew.
Why did Kelly force feed Kyle Tomato Juice?
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