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Because when Kyle bought his last red car, he kept bemoaning, "Wow! I could have had a V8!"

Why does Kelly do all the driving in the household?
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Because with all the gas he produces it is the only way they can keep the car filled up.

What happened when Kyle couldn't get the coal car to reconnect to the engine when doing the alakazam train?
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Mark and Nani gave Kyle the Great Red Jacket of Failure.

Whatever became of that jacket?
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He still wears it, he just renamed it, but now , at last, the world finally knows what it really is.

Why did Nani slap Kyle?
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It was a favor to Kelly. Kelly's getting carpal tunnel from slapping Kyle.

How did Kyle react to Nani slapping him?
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Oh the temptations.... for about 10 seconds he had some sense. (you all know that isn't what I wanted to write)

Why is Criss Angel sueing Kyle?
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Because Criss was the first bad dresser and Kyle is copying him.

What magic effect will Kyle perform on his next television special?
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Vanishing from this thread....(not a red one that is)

Where will he re-appear...

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The walking from the courthouse in handcuffs routine.

What did the magician say when the egg fell out of the egg bag and broke on the floor.
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"Go ahead and laugh folks - it's a yolk!"

What did the egg say to the bag?
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"This is an all encompassing experience"

How did the magician vanish the silk when he realized he forgot his tt?
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I don't know. But he probably wasn't Jewish.

How many places are there to hide a silk when you've forgotten your TT?
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17,371 (more if you have a topit)

How does the magician keep his doves from blowing away when performing outside on a windy day?
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He eats them.

What happens afterward, when he sticks his finger down his throat?
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He shoves the accompanying dressing down further.

Why does Kyle howl at the moon every night after doing is act?
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Its the only way he's found to keep dissatisfied patrons at bay.

What's the "real" reason for Photius' collar?
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His Metropolitan beats him mercilessly and cans him without it.

Why does being an orthodox priest help photius when he performs?
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Being a man of the cloth he can use that cloth to hide any number of clever magical gaffs, gadgets, doodads, etc.


What did the magician say to the priest and the rabbi?
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Hey aren't we carrying this clergy in magic act a bit far?

How big is the ace up Larry's sleeve?
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Big enough to know better.

What kind of cards is stoneunhinged peering from behind?
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