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Father Photius
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A fanning deck, with the odor rising from that boy you got to make sure something always keeps him down wind.

What kind of balls is stoneunhinged hiding behind that fanning deck?
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Moth balls...which actually improve the smell.

Why does Kyle keep moth balls in the pockets of his infamous red jacket?
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To keep away Pamela Anderson.

What does Pamela Anderson have against moth balls?
Father Photius
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Everything.

Why did Kyle put trap doors into the cups of his cups and ball set?
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In case he got turned on.

What is the length of Kyle's magic wand?
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His mini wand is about 1.5 inches, his maxi wand is 3.2 inches.

Where does Kyle keep his extra magic wand?
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magicoftomh
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Kelly has that stored in a safe. Just in case Kyle gets any ideas.

What else does Kelly keep in her safe?
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Her gift cards for payless and her autographed picture of Photius.

How many autographed pictures of Nani Darnell does Photius have?
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612. Not counting the ones Mark isn't supposed to read.

How many autographed pictures of Kyle does Nani Darnell have?
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Just the one hanging at the post office.

When is an autographed picture of a magician worth more than un-autographed?
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When kids have to figure out what to use to make the invisible ink work.

When does Kyle use invisible ink?
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When he writes checks. (and it is 1643 plus the 15 Mark isn't supposed to read).

Why did the magician have his picture taken with an invisible rabbit?
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Harvey is shy.

Why didn't anyone believe Photius when he revealed his oversized magic rabbit from his undersized hat?
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Because it was an unique rabbit instead of a tame rabbit.

Why did the magician insist on pulling a procupine out of his hat instead of a rabbit?
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He wanted to make a point.

Why is Kelly so attracted to Harvey?
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She likes to do the bunny hop.

What did the magician say when he set his coat on fire instead of his dove pan?
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AGHH AGHH NOOOOOOO not the red jacket of mystery aghhhhhh

What did Kyle cook up in his dove pan for breakfast?
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Burnt rubber chicken

What did Kelly tell him when she saw the smoke and smelt it?
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The CO detector is going off again. What are you gonna do about it?
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Nice answer now how about a gag?
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