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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts 
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A fanning deck, with the odor rising from that boy you got to make sure something always keeps him down wind.
What kind of balls is stoneunhinged hiding behind that fanning deck?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Moth balls...which actually improve the smell.
Why does Kyle keep moth balls in the pockets of his infamous red jacket? |
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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3067 Posts
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To keep away Pamela Anderson.
What does Pamela Anderson have against moth balls? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Everything.
Why did Kyle put trap doors into the cups of his cups and ball set?
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Magic Enhancer Inner circle Robert Haas 1805 Posts
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In case he got turned on.
What is the length of Kyle's magic wand?
Robert Haas
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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His mini wand is about 1.5 inches, his maxi wand is 3.2 inches.
Where does Kyle keep his extra magic wand?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Kelly has that stored in a safe. Just in case Kyle gets any ideas.
What else does Kelly keep in her safe? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Her gift cards for payless and her autographed picture of Photius.
How many autographed pictures of Nani Darnell does Photius have?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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612. Not counting the ones Mark isn't supposed to read.
How many autographed pictures of Kyle does Nani Darnell have? |
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Just the one hanging at the post office.
When is an autographed picture of a magician worth more than un-autographed? |
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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When kids have to figure out what to use to make the invisible ink work.
When does Kyle use invisible ink? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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When he writes checks. (and it is 1643 plus the 15 Mark isn't supposed to read).
Why did the magician have his picture taken with an invisible rabbit?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Harvey is shy.
Why didn't anyone believe Photius when he revealed his oversized magic rabbit from his undersized hat? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because it was an unique rabbit instead of a tame rabbit.
Why did the magician insist on pulling a procupine out of his hat instead of a rabbit?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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He wanted to make a point.
Why is Kelly so attracted to Harvey? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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She likes to do the bunny hop.
What did the magician say when he set his coat on fire instead of his dove pan?
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15111 Posts
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AGHH AGHH NOOOOOOO not the red jacket of mystery aghhhhhh
What did Kyle cook up in his dove pan for breakfast?
Kyle Peron
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Burnt rubber chicken
What did Kelly tell him when she saw the smoke and smelt it?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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The CO detector is going off again. What are you gonna do about it?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Nice answer now how about a gag?
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