|
|
|
|||
| Go to page [Previous] 1~2~3..22..41..60..79..96~97~98~99~100..166..231..296..361..426..428~429~430 [Next] | ||||||||||
Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts 
|
From ear to ear.
What Magic Trick best represents the Texas Ranger's season this year?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
|
|||||||||
ERIC Inner circle New Jersey 1188 Posts
|
The reappearance of Chuck Norris during the primaries...Haven't seen him in years.
What do you mean "Not those Texas Rangers"? |
|||||||||
|
Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
|
He was only a play ranger, not a real one, baseball or otherwise.
How is Chuck Norris like a man on social security?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
|
|||||||||
magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
|
Chuck Norris IS a Walker on Social Security.
Where does Chuck Norris go for exercise? |
|||||||||
Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
|
To his bedroom to use his Total-Gym.
How much $$$ does he make to endorse that product? |
|||||||||
|
ERIC Inner circle New Jersey 1188 Posts
|
More than he made as a FAKE Ranger... by the way Potius ...DAH!
Why are the real rangers looking for Potius? |
|||||||||
|
Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
|
Because they are looking for Potius, who is a pretender of Photius, the real rangers know where to find Photius, his grandfather was a Ranger and photius still knows several rangers.
What is the best illusion to perform in the Texas Ranger Hall of Fame?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
|
|||||||||
Justin Style Inner circle 2010 Posts
|
The dissapearing act! Seriously, who would WANT to be in the Texas Ranger (RANGERS!!! NYC, Y'all...hey now) hall of fame?!
Why did the Chicken jump into the Egg bag? |
|||||||||
|
Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
|
To find out which came first the chicken or the egg (who would want to be in the Texas Ranger hall of fame? Typical Yankee response)
Why did the magician use a real egg in his egg bag routine?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
|
|||||||||
|
Justin Style Inner circle 2010 Posts
|
Because he kept breaking the $12.00 blown-one and was going broke replacing them.
Why do people drive on the Parkway and park on the Driveway? |
|||||||||
|
Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
|
Because most of them don't know how to drive in the first place.
How did the magician get his picture on a box of Wheaties?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
|
|||||||||
|
Justin Style Inner circle 2010 Posts
|
Because he got busted trying to rob a cash register from a bar, after closing time?
How can you tell when a magician is happy to see you? |
|||||||||
|
Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
|
His wand raises.
Who did Max Mavin predict will be the next celebrity to vanish on CelebraCadabara
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
|
|||||||||
harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8695 Posts
|
Jason from American Idol
(at party for nurses working in Assisted Living).. What is your name...I asked.. Flo was the reponse.. your reply.....________________________________
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
|||||||||
|
Justin Style Inner circle 2010 Posts
|
Flo me a Rover!
What's the difference between a magician and a Big Mac? |
|||||||||
|
Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
|
The magician is made of real ham.
What did Nigel say to photius after watching his cards up the sleeve routine?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
|
|||||||||
|
stoneunhinged Inner circle 3079 Posts
|
Do you like my hat?
Where do going dogs go? |
|||||||||
|
harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8695 Posts
|
Flowing down the river
Flowing on the hydrant... just depends... _____ Where do lost thumb tips go?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
|||||||||
|
stoneunhinged Inner circle 3079 Posts
|
It depends on where one's been putting one's thumb, doesn't it?
What exactly is a laughologist? |
|||||||||
Magic Enhancer Inner circle Robert Haas 1805 Posts
|
A specialist who treats chronic laughter after watching a comedian. Kyle never has to worry about that. Oh yeah, back to Kyle again!!!
WHat did the proctologist say to the gynecologist?
Robert Haas
Magic Enhancer Quality magic products for the working professional. www.MagicEnhancer.com |
|||||||||
| The Magic Cafe Forum Index » » Now that’s funny! » » Gag tag (0 Likes) | ||||||||||
| Go to page [Previous] 1~2~3..22..41..60..79..96~97~98~99~100..166..231..296..361..426..428~429~430 [Next] | ||||||||||
Posted: May 8, 2008 11:59 pm 
| [ Top of Page ] |
|
All content & postings Copyright © 2001-2021 Steve Brooks. All Rights Reserved. This page was created in 0.14 seconds requiring 5 database queries. |
|
The views and comments expressed on The Magic Café are not necessarily those of The Magic Café, Steve Brooks, or Steve Brooks Magic. > Privacy Statement < 
|