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Father Photius
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Because Kyle is a big pervert, and that is as far as I'm going answering that one.

What's the difference between a magician and a wooden headed dummy?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Let me get the measuring tape to determine the distance between Doug's puppet and me.

Where do you go to learn Doug's talents?
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

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To the Federal Institute of Impossibility.


What did Kyle do that resulted in Bill Engval giving him a sign?
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He confused his TT with his PP.

OK, smart guys: what's the difference between Kyle's TT and PP?
Father Photius
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His TT is his tinker toy and his PP is his pants pull.

How many times did Kyle have to try before he made the elephant disappear?
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72.

Why did it take him seventy-two times?
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Kyle couldn't figure out how to hide the elephant in his thumb tip.

How did Kyle flunk the Mark Wilson Course in Magic?
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He asked Photius for help.

Why did Kyle end up selling all his Tarbell books?
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He thought he'd better take a reading class first.

What will be Kyle's next big magic trick/illusion?
Father Photius
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Learning the 21 card trick.

Why did photius buy 20 copies of Mark Wilson's complete course in magic?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Because Nani autographed them and sprayed them with perfume.

How much did Photius pay for the books?
Father Photius
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Nothing, I tell you Nani such a sweetheart.

What did Photius learn from the books?
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That Nani looks good in tights.

What MAGIC did Photius learn from the books?
Father Photius
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None, Mark had taught it all to him long before the book was published. (And are you ever right about nani and the tights!)


What is the most magical thing Photius has ever learned?
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One step ahead.

Why is Photius always one step behind?
Father Photius
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Detectives always follow their prey , not lead them.

Why is Photius following you?
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stoneunhinged
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Stalkers do that to famous, beautiful celebrities such as myself.

What's the difference between an orange and a Ferrari?
Father Photius
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A Ferrari is Italina racing red and you put the squeeze on the orange and when you pull up to the gas pump the Ferrari puts the squeeze on you.

Why did the magician refuse to vanish the Ferrari?
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He didn't actually intend to refuse. His exact words were "How far are we?"

What did the magician do to the Fiat?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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He turned it into a REAL car.

How do we know Kyle made a Plymouth appear in his act?
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