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The DISK DRIVE's way too quick and it RAMmed into a MegaByte!

How many vegetarians does it take to eat 3,000 spears of broccoli?
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None - They don't have the energy.

(Bonus Jeopardy Round)

If "Fish sticks" is the answer, what is the question?
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What's sticky and smells of fish?

How do you know if a baboon has eaten your pyjamas?

P.S. Love answers no. 12 and 20
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You wake up in a baboon's stomach.

Why shouldn't you play poker with a garbage truck?
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That would just be silly,come now ,think about it.

Why can't you fish in a knickerbockerglory?
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Fish are not allowed in the icecream factory.

How many light bulbs does it take to light up a fishing pole?
"We are what we pretend to be" Kurt Vonnegut, jr.



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Watt?

Why can't Sherlock Holmes play the ukelele?
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E-Lei-mentry my dear Watson!

How does Superman shave his back?
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Ask our friend: Kryptic Hairris.

How long is a multicultural, piece of thread?
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All the way to the end. (Does this thread count?)


What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. - Aristotle
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Ooooh, the insecure remains of a former ship.

When is a door not a jam receptacle?
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When it's a not ajar.

Where do you get virgin wool from?
There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. - Aristotle
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I don't know...but it's definitely NOT New Zealand.

What does the S in USA stand for?
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That's a typo, it's suppose to be a $.

How do you get holy water?
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Poke it.

Whose last words were "Look out! It's behind you!"
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wrote the theme to the TV show COPS!
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It's Cousin, Gomez...

Where do ghosts use the bathroom?
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In the LooooOOOOOoooOOO! (one for the Australian's and the Brits)


When did the Middle Ages end?
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Knight before last.

Manish ta na la zey? (Why is this Knight different from other nights)
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Cause protective clothing are more....

If a sneeze is a sneeze why do dogs lick faces?
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Cause a kiss is not just a kiss.

Whats the difference between chocolate and doggie doo?
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