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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts 
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Because the audience went home in a Fury.
What is the best car for a magician to buy? |
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Anything I sell at Spitzer Lakewood Chrysler Jeep...where your savings are deep deep deep! (shameless plug)
What kind of car should a magician avoid? |
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Bill in Lemon.
How can a magician tell when his car is a lemon? |
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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His car is getting squeezed at the pump.
What kind of fruit/vegetable does Kyle drive? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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He's the vegetable that drives the lemon.
How did Kyle make the Golden Gate Bridge disappear?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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He lopped off his side view mirror at the toll gate.
How will Kyle deal with the seven years of bad luck for breaking his side view mirror? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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With his luck he will never notice the difference.
What will be Kyle's place in the history of magic?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Last place, as always.
Where In the World Is Kyle Peron? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Who cares?
How is Kyle's act like a clown car in a circus?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Everyone in it wants to get out!
Why do clowns avoid Kyle? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Because Kyle while unquestionably a big clown, refuses to pay union dues, so they have branded him as a scab.
Why did the magician saw the clown in half?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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He asked if some Bozo would like to volunteer.
Why did Photius saw Kelly in half? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Twice the pleasure, twice the fun.
How did the ventriloquist do his act when he got laryngitis?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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He couldn't throw his voice. He could only toss it.
What did the dummy say to Doug when they met? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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I got termintes, what's your excuse.
Why couldn't the illusionist pay for the pizzas he ordered?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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He tried to take advantage of the "30 minutes or it's free" offer. Then he realized he made his watch disappear.
How did Kyle get a Rolex? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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He crossed the border into Juarez and paid 30 bucks for it from some street vendor.
What does Kyle write in his Roledex?
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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3080 Posts
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All the details he can find about Meryl Streep.
(WHOOPS! I guess I'm supposed to keep PMs private. Too late now!) Why does Kyle prefer (in his fantasy life) Meryl Streep over Jessica Alba? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Because Kyle is a poor man, he isn't rich enough to get him a young woman, he has to settle for an old woman.
Why did the magician insist on having a peanut butter sandwich on his table during every performance?
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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3080 Posts
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It was the only form of misdirection he'd ever learned without paying for.
Why was there always a pack of chewing gum next to the sandwich? |
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