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Card on ceiling.

Why does Meryl Streep chew bubble gum after eating peanut butteR?
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Father Photius
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She's weird.

Why did the magician always put his pants on backwards before he went on stage?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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It's a woman thing.

How many Meryl Streeps would it take to change a light bulb?
Father Photius
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None, she has too much ego to lower herself to changing a lightbulb


Why did the magician move to Cairo?
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Larry Bean
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So that when he walked onstage he could "Walk Like An Egyptian." (80s Bangles Reference)


Why did the magician leave Cairo?
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They already had enough Cairo-practors...

How many Cairo-practors does it take to change a light bulb?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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One hundered thousand to fix the Sphinx's back. The sphinx will change the bulb.

Why did the magician go inside the pyramid?
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

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Because it was hot outside.

How did the magician make the pyramid disappear?
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Very well.

What would you guys write jokes about if you couldn't talk about magicians or each other?
Father Photius
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Nothing, nothing else is funny


What did the dummy say when the ventriloquist shoved his hand up his back?
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magicoftomh
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Hey! You're not my proctologist. And stop putting words in my mouth.

What made the dummy ill?
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

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Dutch elm disease.

Why did the cat go into the laundrette?
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He wanted extra starch in his collar.

What pet(s) does Kyle have?
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Weasels, he likes to run with his own kind.

What did Kyle say when the weasel ran up his pants?
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"There ain't no monkey up there"
or alternatively,
"You're not the only thing that goes "pop!"

What ever happened to the monkey that was hiding in Kyle's pants?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
stoneunhinged
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He's still there. There's a lot of room in Kyle's pants.

Why is there so much room in Kyle's pants?
Father Photius
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They are stretched from all that gas he blows into them.


What did Jed Clampett say when he saw Kyle's act?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Larry Bean
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"I'm gonna have to have a long talk with that boy."

What did Granny say when she saw Kyle's act?
Magic Enhancer
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I remember my husband donated that suit 40 years ago.....

Why did Kyle release a new ebook called Encore!?
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He was looking for his Red Delicious APPLE.

Is that a halo over the Enhancers head?
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