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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3067 Posts 
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No. He had a Frisbee accident back in college...but he doesn't like to talk about it. Neither do his doctors.
What happened to Harris's teeth? |
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Is he the one on the right or on the left - neither seem to have teeth - if its the dummy I would say termites.
What card trick is stoneunhinged holding in his hands? |
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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3067 Posts
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Obviously something he stole without giving credit.
To whom should stoneunhinged give credit for the card trick in his hands? |
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Justin Style Inner circle 2010 Posts
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Josh the S...
What do you get when you cross a deck of cards with a Tuna sandwich? |
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8812 Posts
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A very Sorry Charlie.(Miller?)
What do you get when you cross a Tuna Sandwhich with a Silver Dollar?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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Justin Style Inner circle 2010 Posts
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A silver-fin Tuna!?
What do you get when you cross a Stoneunhinged with a Josh the Superfurlous? |
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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3067 Posts
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A totally ridiculous avatar.
Why is a can of tuna like a Svengali deck? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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They are both canned cheap tricks.
How did the invisible magician present the invisible deck?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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He was performing before the Invisible Man.
How are a red jacket and a cloak of invisibility alike? |
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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3067 Posts
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Neither is seen by a paying audience.
How long does a red jacket last before it needs to be replaced? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Neither one does for its owner what they claim it does.
Why did the magician's flying carpet take a nose dive?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Magic Enhancer Inner circle Robert Haas 1805 Posts
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The moment Kyle puts it on.
How long does Kyle need to be on stage before the audience believes he needs to be replaced?
Robert Haas
Magic Enhancer Quality magic products for the working professional. www.MagicEnhancer.com |
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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When they here the words, "And now Ladies and Gentlemen - the Amazing Kyle."
Why is a magician like a slinky? |
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Magic Enhancer Inner circle Robert Haas 1805 Posts
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Because everyone loves a magician, a magician, a magician........
What was the first magici trick with a slinky called?
Robert Haas
Magic Enhancer Quality magic products for the working professional. www.MagicEnhancer.com |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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The slinky drop
How many steps to the slinky trick?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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As many as you can find - boing, boing, boing ...
How do you make a slinky disappear? |
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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You use a slinky pullllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll.
How did the magician get injured using a hankerchief pull? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Leave it sitting out where any kid can find it.
What did the magicians' assistant say after being left in the doll house illusion in the sun for 2 hours?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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The magician's assistant said, "Hey Photius! You double entered the response after Tom! Now what about using the hankerchief pull to get me outta here?"
Where does Kyle store his Slinky? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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In his slinky pocket
What did the knight say to the king, the counts, and the no accounts?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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