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Magic Enhancer Inner circle Robert Haas 1805 Posts 
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Because he needed to use the red cloth thatcomes with it to repair the holes on his cheap, red jacket of mystery.
What did Kyle then do with the remaining chairs?
Robert Haas
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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He returned them to the Boy Scout Troop for their next meeting.
What did the Boy Scouts do to Kyle next? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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They took him on a snipe hunt, he hasn't been heard from since.
What trick did Kyle do for the boy scouts that got them to take him on a snipe hunt.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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The chair-less chair suspension.
Who/What did Kyle suspend in the act? |
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ERIC Inner circle New Jersey 1188 Posts
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Any thought of Magic?
How did he escape the snipes? |
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Kyle used mind control. When that didn't work...
How did Kyle avoid being eaten by the snipes? |
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ERIC Inner circle New Jersey 1188 Posts
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They have better taste than that
Why did the snipes attack Kyle's right hand? |
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Snipes love billiard balls.
What did the snipes eat after the billiard balls? |
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Dustin Baker Inner circle California 1006 Posts
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I'll give you a hint, "A snipe's interest in balls isn't limited to billiards".
What's the difference between Bambi and Thumper? (I think kyle would like some time to recover from his encounter with the snipes).
Think inside the box. . . it's less crowded.
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8810 Posts
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2 letters...
Why does Harris sometimes where a pink sport coat in his Doctor of Laughology Programs.
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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Dustin Baker Inner circle California 1006 Posts
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Because he watched "The Wedding Singer" too many times.
Why are there 2 people in Harris' avatar?
Think inside the box. . . it's less crowded.
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ERIC Inner circle New Jersey 1188 Posts
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Split personality
which one is the most mature? |
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Magic Enhancer Inner circle Robert Haas 1805 Posts
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Harris. He's balding!
Who has more hair, Kyle or Harris?
Robert Haas
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Dustin Baker Inner circle California 1006 Posts
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Depends. Are you asking about their heads only?
Why do so many mangicians have beards?
Think inside the box. . . it's less crowded.
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Because most magicians are men.
What did the magician hide in his beard? |
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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3067 Posts
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A jockstrap topit.
Why did the magician have to put a jockstrap topit in his beard? |
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Because his panty host was full.
Why did the magician go to the circus? |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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To find more acts to steal.
Why is stoneunhinged obsessed with jockstraps?
Kyle Peron
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Cause if you gotta em your gonna protect them.
What did the magician do when he tried to walk through the Great Wall of China but could only make it half way?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Realized he would be there for a while so called for Chinese Take Out. They just had a hard time finding the address.
What would you do if you sawed your assistant in half and realized it all went completely wrong?
Kyle Peron
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