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Father Photius
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Swear that I did it exactly as Kyle taught me with the Equipment that he sold me with an iron clad guarantee that nothing could ever go wrong, and that it wasn't actually me, but Kyle had disguised himself as me and actually performed the trick.


What did Trixie Bond think when she started to fall off the sword suspension on the Lubbock Telethon being performed by Ted Quan?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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I would tell you, but there are children present. Smile

What did Lance Burton do when he found that all of his silks had been eaten by moths?
Think inside the box. . . it's less crowded.
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Produced new silks, then presented the moths as a gift to Kyle.

Instead of a rabbit, what animal did Blackstone produce for little Kyle?
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

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Uncle Harry always thought that kyle could use a larger "snake" so he produced him on a 20 ft. Diamond Back Rattler.


(And by the way, trixie was a total pro and said nothing on camera, but did say her life passed before her eyes)

Why does Kyle always carry strong spirits in his pocket?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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To help him when he's "weak hearted".That one works on two levels. . .

How many levels can a joke work on?
Think inside the box. . . it's less crowded.
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As low as we can go.

What is the lowest form of humor?
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

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Any joke from Kyle, Doug, or Photius.

What is the highest form of humor?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Obviously, you have never seen me host The Angel's Wild. In the bonus game, you can "Beat the Devil!"

On which game show was Kyle a contestant?
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Tricks 4 Food

Kyle + Kelly + The Red jacket Of Mystery =
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Kyle, standing alone, wearing a red jacket.

Honey + Vinegar + Kyle =
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A cheap kyle salad


How much did the Museum of Magic pay for the Red Jacket of Mystery?
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$40,000. They felt bad for Kyle and wanted him to buy a new jacket so he looks fresh.

Why did S.A.M. put the Red Jacket Of Mystery on display at the upcoming joint convention?
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It was part of the Ancient Hysteracal Museum.

Why did the magician have a sign that said Will stop doing my show for Food and Gas.
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The possibility of releif of pain from watching his act was the best way to extract donations.

Gag Tag + 3 Words + Alphabet Game =
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A lost (but fun) afternoon

Red Jacket + Blue Jacket =

(OK Guys, have at it)
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Purple Jacket.

Criss Angel + David Blaine =
Father Photius
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A magical disaster that produces 18,000 teens who learn magic only off of exposures on the internet, then post their own exposure of the same tricks, but much more poorly done.

Mark Wilson + Max Mavin =
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Photius?


A great adult magic show + room full a kids =
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Total disaster and law suits (hey thanks for the compliment, I'm more a cross of Blackstone and Howdy Doody).

A rabbit+ rabbit pellits+ Kyle=
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Lunch

4 doves + three rabbits + 1 raccoon =
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