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jocdoc Inner circle Carlsbad, CA 1183 Posts 
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No, he's just raisin hell...
Post Grape Nuts
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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I'm sorry JocDoc, you must Post your Grape Nuts in the form of a question.
Where does Photius keep his Trix? |
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ERIC Inner circle New Jersey 1188 Posts
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Under his lucky charms.
What did Kelly say about Kyle's Frankenberries? |
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Well....actually it was more of a comment about Fruit Brute...but I may have misheard.
Why does Kyle refer to himself as Special K? |
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Magic Enhancer Inner circle Robert Haas 1805 Posts
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Because Special Ed was already taken....
How many more times will we chew up Kyle and spit him out?
Robert Haas
Magic Enhancer Quality magic products for the working professional. www.MagicEnhancer.com |
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8821 Posts
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1.Till he wears the Purple Jacket and we take the Purple Pill.
2. Deja Kyle 3. Till he stops asking for new material..(Maybe he can borrow my Pink Jacket../I used to work for Mary Kay _________ Why have Harris and Nigel stopped wearing matching vest?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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ERIC Inner circle New Jersey 1188 Posts
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The vests mastched the jackets and after Harris changed his hairstyle, there was just too much pink.
Harris and Nigel look so much alike facial wise, how long before Nigel changes his haistyle too? |
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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I guess whatever the product life is for synthetic hair.
What is lamer than CelebraCababra? |
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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The next thrilling adventure of UnderDoug.
Where have Kyle, Doug and Photius been hiding lately? |
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8821 Posts
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Hopefully actually sharing their humor and magic with paying customers.
Why does Nigel get more phone calls and emails for gigs then I do? (Should I increase his room and baard fee's?)
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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I hate to tell you, Harris. Nigel told me he plans to leave your act, and start a solo career. Please don't tell Nigel I revealed that secret.
What would Nigel do to me if he learned I revealed his darkest secret? |
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ERIC Inner circle New Jersey 1188 Posts
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Lock you in his suitcase?
With what would you be locked in there with? |
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Magic Enhancer Inner circle Robert Haas 1805 Posts
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Vern.
Vern and Nigel walk into a bar......
Robert Haas
Magic Enhancer Quality magic products for the working professional. www.MagicEnhancer.com |
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8821 Posts
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Bartender says we don't serve puppets here.
Nigel says,"That's ok, I am a republican!" Two magicians pass a bar....
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Now that's impossible!
One ventriloquist speaking for the other said..... |
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8821 Posts
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I can't believe you said that!
A magician said to the ventriloquist...
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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"Don't put words in my mouth!"
The magician said to the proctologist ... |
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ERIC Inner circle New Jersey 1188 Posts
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Your talking out of your butt
the docter then said to the vent's suitcase... |
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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You have a case of the crams.
The suitcase responded... |
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Magic Enhancer Inner circle Robert Haas 1805 Posts
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I'll give you something to cram.
The object that was crammed was.....
Robert Haas
Magic Enhancer Quality magic products for the working professional. www.MagicEnhancer.com |
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