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No, he's just raisin hell...

Post Grape Nuts
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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I'm sorry JocDoc, you must Post your Grape Nuts in the form of a question.

Where does Photius keep his Trix?
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ERIC
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Under his lucky charms.

What did Kelly say about Kyle's Frankenberries?
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Well....actually it was more of a comment about Fruit Brute...but I may have misheard.

Why does Kyle refer to himself as Special K?
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Because Special Ed was already taken....

How many more times will we chew up Kyle and spit him out?
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1.Till he wears the Purple Jacket and we take the Purple Pill.
2. Deja Kyle
3. Till he stops asking for new material..(Maybe he can borrow my Pink Jacket../I used to work for Mary Kay

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Why have Harris and Nigel stopped wearing matching vest?
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ERIC
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The vests mastched the jackets and after Harris changed his hairstyle, there was just too much pink.

Harris and Nigel look so much alike facial wise, how long before Nigel changes his haistyle too?
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I guess whatever the product life is for synthetic hair.

What is lamer than CelebraCababra?
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The next thrilling adventure of UnderDoug.

Where have Kyle, Doug and Photius been hiding lately?
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Hopefully actually sharing their humor and magic with paying customers.

Why does Nigel get more phone calls and emails for gigs then I do?
(Should I increase his room and baard fee's?)
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I hate to tell you, Harris. Nigel told me he plans to leave your act, and start a solo career. Please don't tell Nigel I revealed that secret.

What would Nigel do to me if he learned I revealed his darkest secret?
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ERIC
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Lock you in his suitcase?

With what would you be locked in there with?
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Vern.

Vern and Nigel walk into a bar......
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Bartender says we don't serve puppets here.
Nigel says,"That's ok, I am a republican!"

Two magicians pass a bar....
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Larry Bean
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Now that's impossible!

One ventriloquist speaking for the other said.....
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I can't believe you said that!

A magician said to the ventriloquist...
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Larry Bean
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"Don't put words in my mouth!"

The magician said to the proctologist ...
ERIC
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Your talking out of your butt

the docter then said to the vent's suitcase...
magicoftomh
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You have a case of the crams.

The suitcase responded...
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I'll give you something to cram.

The object that was crammed was.....
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