Silently screaming in pain.

Who suffered such an awful plight?

Jose Jalapeño...on a steeck.

What was Walter's reaction?

A sight smirk on his face.

What's worse than a ventriloquist with a sore throat?

A Giraffe with a sore throat.

What's worse than a sore throat?

A sore float.

What is David Cook cooking up?

Cookies?

What was David Copperfield up to when he performed his flying act?

An extra 15 Dollars for extra baggage...(aside I remember meeting him back in his early days and working a car dealership in Reno, Nv..he was very approachable..)


Birds fly over the rainbow...why can't I?

Because you are always associated with a "dummy".

Why is Kyle finally back on this thread?

You don't have wings - for starters.

What's another word for "thesaurus"?

Another name for thesauraus is "BORING" or "the act of having way too much time on your hands."

What food would larry be if he could not be Bean?

How about Larry Chateaubriand?

What food would Kyle have for his name if he had to change it?

Steakburger...then Kyle could gain revenge on the Killer Burgers.

How do you top the Steakburger?

Make him wear a different colored jacket.

What was Kyle's first choice of jacket colors?

Yellow, but the bees started to become too friendly with him.

On what occassion would Kyle wear basic black?

When all the lights are out!

How many buttons are on the Red Jacket of Mystery?

None ...velcro is much easier...Don't ask about the slacks.

What will L.B. produce from his card fan?

An ice cold Dr. Pepper. He's been standing there so long, he has to be thirsty.

Where did UnderDoug get his Super Powers?

From a milk bone doug biscuit

Why hasn't Kyle played Vegas yet?

Whatever happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Therefore, Vegas keeps Kyle out!

Where has Kyle played instead of Vegas?

Back Alleys.

What did Oscar The Grouch say after seeing Kyle's show?