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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts 
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Abra - Calamari.
What's a magician's favorite entree? |
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Abra - Calamari.
What's a magician's favorite entree? |
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ERIC Inner circle New Jersey 1188 Posts
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The vanishing Steak and Lobster.
What's a magician's favorite after dinner drink? |
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Any drink called for.
What happens to magicians when they eat too much? |
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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They bring out the "Pull my finger" trick.
What happens when magicians think too much? |
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jocdoc Inner circle Carlsbad, CA 1183 Posts
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Their decks emit brainwaves.
What happens when you pull a magician's finger?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Their innermost thoughts come out.
What does a magician normally think about? |
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jocdoc Inner circle Carlsbad, CA 1183 Posts
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1) Does this red jacket of mystery make my butt look too big?
2) Their decks. With what do magicians think?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Their magic wands - certainly not their brains.
When should a magician retire? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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When his hold tires tread is down below the space between the edge of a U.S. Penny and Lincoln's head.
How should a magician retire?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Take the Red Car of Fuel Consumption to the Goodyear dealer, and purchase a set of 4 with mounting, balancing and alignment.
Why should a magician retire? |
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jocdoc Inner circle Carlsbad, CA 1183 Posts
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When his act hits the skids.
How does a magician hold a wrench?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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In the biddle grip for maximum effectiveness.
How much money will it take for a magician to retire? |
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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As much money as his Miser's Dream pail will hold.
Where should a magician invest? |
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jocdoc Inner circle Carlsbad, CA 1183 Posts
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In a levitation company - they're on the rise!
How should a magician divest him or herself?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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One piece of clothing at a time. Much easier to remember what you have and haven't divested yet.
What did the magician say when he realized his dream that he was performing in his underwear wasn't a dream?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Pauldela Special user U.K 882 Posts
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Atleast somthing can Levitate.
What do you get if you cross a magician with tramp? |
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LVMagicAL Elite user 460 Posts
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A hooker who will do a trick just for the applause.
Why did the magi cross the road?? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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To see if he could figure out how the trick was done from the other side.
What did the magi find out once he crossed the road?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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That Photius was already there trying to hitch for a ride.
Why was Photius hitch hiking in the first place?
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