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Larry Bean
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Abra - Calamari.


What's a magician's favorite entree?
Larry Bean
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Abra - Calamari.


What's a magician's favorite entree?
ERIC
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The vanishing Steak and Lobster.

What's a magician's favorite after dinner drink?
Larry Bean
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Any drink called for.

What happens to magicians when they eat too much?
magicoftomh
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They bring out the "Pull my finger" trick.

What happens when magicians think too much?
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

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Their decks emit brainwaves.

What happens when you pull a magician's finger?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
magicoftomh
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Their innermost thoughts come out.

What does a magician normally think about?
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

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1) Does this red jacket of mystery make my butt look too big?
2) Their decks.

With what do magicians think?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
Larry Bean
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Their magic wands - certainly not their brains.

When should a magician retire?
Father Photius
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When his hold tires tread is down below the space between the edge of a U.S. Penny and Lincoln's head.

How should a magician retire?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
magicoftomh
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Take the Red Car of Fuel Consumption to the Goodyear dealer, and purchase a set of 4 with mounting, balancing and alignment.

Why should a magician retire?
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

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jocdoc
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When his act hits the skids.

How does a magician hold a wrench?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
Larry Bean
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In the biddle grip for maximum effectiveness.

How much money will it take for a magician to retire?
magicoftomh
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As much money as his Miser's Dream pail will hold.

Where should a magician invest?
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

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jocdoc
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In a levitation company - they're on the rise!

How should a magician divest him or herself?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
Father Photius
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One piece of clothing at a time. Much easier to remember what you have and haven't divested yet.

What did the magician say when he realized his dream that he was performing in his underwear wasn't a dream?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Atleast somthing can Levitate.

What do you get if you cross a magician with tramp?
LVMagicAL
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A hooker who will do a trick just for the applause.

Why did the magi cross the road??
Father Photius
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To see if he could figure out how the trick was done from the other side.

What did the magi find out once he crossed the road?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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That Photius was already there trying to hitch for a ride.

Why was Photius hitch hiking in the first place?
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