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Father Photius
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At four bucks a gallon for gas, who can afford to drive?

How does kyle really power his car?
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He just mails the car to his destination. He figures it is cheaper that way.

What is another great way to save on the price of gas?
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Gas And Go's.

WHat if the cops catch you when doing a Gas & Go?
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Tell them you had to gas and go cause you just ate at Taco Bell and running the the border was taking way too long.

What is Rob really thinking about in his avatar?
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"Wow! I could have had a V8!"

Why would Rob want a V8?
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Cause his V-6 just isn't peppy enough lately.

When does a magician realize he has been on too long?
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When the audience begins to slowly disappear.

What are some alternative fuels for magicians' vehicles?
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One part Woofle dust and 2 parts OOM.

What did the magician say when all the children screamed "I can see the board" during a chair suspension?
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Father Photius
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"So can I!"

What did the magician say when he found Kyle sleeping on his chair suspension?
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"He must be a really light sleeper!"


When is the only time a magician wants to hear that he flashed?
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At a nudist colony.

Why are we here?
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Father Photius
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So we don't flash.

How many dingos did it take to finally hide Kyle's Red Jacket of mystery?
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Dingos fear the Red Jacket. They hide from it!

Why did the Cincinnati baseball team fire Kyle as their mascot?
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Kyle's jacket was even too red for them.

Why did Kyle become a magician instead of a pro baseball player?
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They banned him from baseball for always dropping his flies.

Why is Kyle as a magician like me trying to bat against Nolan Ryan?
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Neither of you will hit anything.

What's the best way to make the "secret move" using a change bag?
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Secretely, of course!

How much change is in a change bag?
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Most likely $0.76

Why change?
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Because sometimes change is good (at least it used to be for a cup of coffee..)

Why did the philanthropic magician drop a globe into a change bag?
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It was his opportunity to change the world.

Why is there lint in the bottom of my change bag?
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