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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts 
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At four bucks a gallon for gas, who can afford to drive?
How does kyle really power his car?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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He just mails the car to his destination. He figures it is cheaper that way.
What is another great way to save on the price of gas?
Kyle Peron
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Magic Enhancer Inner circle Robert Haas 1805 Posts
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Gas And Go's.
WHat if the cops catch you when doing a Gas & Go?
Robert Haas
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Tell them you had to gas and go cause you just ate at Taco Bell and running the the border was taking way too long.
What is Rob really thinking about in his avatar?
Kyle Peron
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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"Wow! I could have had a V8!"
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Cause his V-6 just isn't peppy enough lately.
When does a magician realize he has been on too long? |
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jocdoc Inner circle Carlsbad, CA 1183 Posts
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When the audience begins to slowly disappear.
What are some alternative fuels for magicians' vehicles?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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Magic Enhancer Inner circle Robert Haas 1805 Posts
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One part Woofle dust and 2 parts OOM.
What did the magician say when all the children screamed "I can see the board" during a chair suspension?
Robert Haas
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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"So can I!"
What did the magician say when he found Kyle sleeping on his chair suspension?
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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"He must be a really light sleeper!"
When is the only time a magician wants to hear that he flashed? |
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Magic Enhancer Inner circle Robert Haas 1805 Posts
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At a nudist colony.
Why are we here?
Robert Haas
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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So we don't flash.
How many dingos did it take to finally hide Kyle's Red Jacket of mystery?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Dingos fear the Red Jacket. They hide from it!
Why did the Cincinnati baseball team fire Kyle as their mascot? |
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Kyle's jacket was even too red for them.
Why did Kyle become a magician instead of a pro baseball player? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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They banned him from baseball for always dropping his flies.
Why is Kyle as a magician like me trying to bat against Nolan Ryan?
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Neither of you will hit anything.
What's the best way to make the "secret move" using a change bag? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Secretely, of course!
How much change is in a change bag?
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Magic Enhancer Inner circle Robert Haas 1805 Posts
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Most likely $0.76
Why change?
Robert Haas
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jocdoc Inner circle Carlsbad, CA 1183 Posts
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Because sometimes change is good (at least it used to be for a cup of coffee..)
Why did the philanthropic magician drop a globe into a change bag?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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It was his opportunity to change the world.
Why is there lint in the bottom of my change bag? |
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