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Because when you're hot, baby, you're hot!

But viaduct? Vy not a chicken?

[MEA CULPA: I took my trivia question directly from a death announcement for George Fenneman. It claimed that he was the only exception to the duck and the article actually did call it the 'magic word' (even though we all know it was the 'secret word' that would get you $100). Good job, Photius! Be sure to check out the radio broadcast link - it's great!]
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I a understand why a cow, why a chicken, and why a horse, but I don't understand why a duck. Now over here they got a why er fence, but that don'ta make no sense either.

Why don't chicken's got lips?
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That makes them better ventriloquists.

What happened during the chicken's vent act?
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The dummy clucked.

What is the sign of a premier chicken ventriloquist?
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Original or Crispy? (With a smile)

The chicken vent drank a glass of water while singing what song?
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He wasn't really singing anything but was last seen doing the chicken dance.

What would Eric be doing if he did not do magic?
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The Kyle dance.

Why did Urkel sue Kyle over character rights?
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There's only room on this Earth for ONE BIG DORK- not two.

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
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Because nobody really knows how to drive.

How is the magic of Photius like a dorkfish?
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They both start with the same syllable and smell the same?

Why is my poop brown?
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Because you colored it with a marker?

Why does Rob think about poop?
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Because he's too pooped to pop.

What does Kelly really desire to do to the Red Jacket of Mystery?
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Make Kyle wear it to bed and then make passionate love to him when in reality it is all about the jacket instead.

So who did not throw up after reading that last line I typed?
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Not me, I'm still tossing cookies.

How many magicians does it take to duplicate Kyle's show?
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None. Kyle's act is often confiscated...never duplicated.

Why was Kyle's act confiscated?
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As I last heard it had something to do with toxic materials and rubber checks.

Why was Kyle banned in Boston?
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Everyone knows they love the Red Sox, but hate the Red Coats in New England.

What else is banned in Boston?
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According to the Comstock Rules, the nude deck would be banned...

Besides beans, whatever is baked in Boston?
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Boston Cream Pie.

We know Cheesesteaks are grilled up in Philadelphia. What is baked there?
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Apparently there's this half-baked magician with a funny looking red jacket... (Now we know where Kyle got his cheesy act!)

What magical effect would be performed at the Philadephia mint?
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