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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts 
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Having the reddest outfit.
What would Kyle be doing right now if it was not for the Café? |
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Hold a sign near the highway saying, "Will Magish for Food".
What is Kelly eventually going to do with all of her shoes? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Die them with red to match Kyle's jacket.
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Psst...Mike...ask a question before someone notices.
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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What would you do without Kyle?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Search for humor fodder.
Why does Mike look GOOD in a red suit while Kyle looks...well...? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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A little too reddish.
What would you do with $1,000,000? |
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Invest. Set my kids up. Go to college and get a REAL job!
What would my REAL job be? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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A true entertainer to make people smile.
What would you be doing right now if the Café had a temporary virus? |
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Sleeping.
What would I be doing right now if I had a temporary virus? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Watching tv.
Who will be the next president of the USA? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Irving Spiderman.
Why do politicians make bad magicians?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Because when they lie it is for votes, power, and profit - when magicians lie it is for entertainment value only.
Why did the magician quit magic to run for office? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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To continue his occupation tricking people.
Why does a magician like to perform magic? |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15111 Posts
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Because he was told he was never god at anything else. Besides it is a good exscuse to still buy really pricey toys. lol
Whay will Kyle Never give up the real secret behind the RJOM?
Kyle Peron
http://www.kylekellymagic.com Entertainers Product Site http://kpmagicproducts.com Join Our Facebook Fan Page at http://facebook.com/perondesign |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because he doesn't know it.
When it comes to making money vanish, what is the difference between a politician and a magician?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because he gives us so much to talk about. (hmmm another double)
When it comes to making money vanish, what is the difference between a politician and a magician?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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The politician always make it disappear.
Why do magicians discuss Kyle? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because his red jacket of mystery gives us so much to talk about.
What does Kyle really keep hidden from Kelly in his dove pan?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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His bad breath.
Is Kyle ever going to retire magic? |
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