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Dynamike
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Having the reddest outfit.

What would Kyle be doing right now if it was not for the Café?
magicoftomh
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Hold a sign near the highway saying, "Will Magish for Food".

What is Kelly eventually going to do with all of her shoes?
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

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Dynamike
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Die them with red to match Kyle's jacket.
magicoftomh
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Psst...Mike...ask a question before someone notices.
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

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What would you do without Kyle?
magicoftomh
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Search for humor fodder.

Why does Mike look GOOD in a red suit while Kyle looks...well...?
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

Tom Hornikel
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Dynamike
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A little too reddish.

What would you do with $1,000,000?
magicoftomh
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Invest. Set my kids up. Go to college and get a REAL job!

What would my REAL job be?
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Dynamike
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A true entertainer to make people smile.

What would you be doing right now if the Café had a temporary virus?
magicoftomh
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Sleeping.

What would I be doing right now if I had a temporary virus?
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Dynamike
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Watching tv.

Who will be the next president of the USA?
Father Photius
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Irving Spiderman.

Why do politicians make bad magicians?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Larry Bean
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Because when they lie it is for votes, power, and profit - when magicians lie it is for entertainment value only.

Why did the magician quit magic to run for office?
Dynamike
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To continue his occupation tricking people.

Why does a magician like to perform magic?
magic4u02
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Because he was told he was never god at anything else. Besides it is a good exscuse to still buy really pricey toys. lol

Whay will Kyle Never give up the real secret behind the RJOM?
Kyle Peron

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Father Photius
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Because he doesn't know it.

When it comes to making money vanish, what is the difference between a politician and a magician?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Father Photius
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Because he gives us so much to talk about. (hmmm another double)

When it comes to making money vanish, what is the difference between a politician and a magician?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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The politician always make it disappear.

Why do magicians discuss Kyle?
Father Photius
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Because his red jacket of mystery gives us so much to talk about.

What does Kyle really keep hidden from Kelly in his dove pan?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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His bad breath.

Is Kyle ever going to retire magic?
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