Absolutely not. Even my coffin will be a tip over chest. hehehe

Where does one search for the real secret behind the power of the RJOM?

In his Billiard Ball Shell.

If Kyle was not performing magic, what else would he be presently doing?

Kelly?

Photiusand Kyle are walking down the street. Photius tells Kyle " ________ "

To be honest I got a jacket like yours.

Who has the most on this thread between Kyle and Photiusand?

Kylius!

Boxing mtch: Photius vs. Kyle. Winner is ___________________.

Kyle...the Red Jacket of Mystery blinds Photius, and goes in for the TKO.

Drag Race: Photius vs. Kyle. The Winner is_____________.

When it comes to threads, Kyle is faster in the marathon, Photius is faster in the sprint.

Who is most stubborn between Kyle and Photius in changing his avartar?

Photius, only picture he has, since generally all cameras break taking his picture.


When it comes to a storeroom full of magic, who has the fullest, Photius or Kyle?

Photius of course because all Kyle needs is his coat.

Who has the biggest smile on his avartar Kyle or Photius?

Kyle and Photius hides his in his beard. =)

Who has the coolest magical pose Photius or Kyle?

Photius, because what you can't see in that pict that is cropped out is Nani Darnell.

Who has the most spectacular and knock out magic style Kyle or Photius?

Kyle does because Photius' looks like a mug shot.

Who do you think knows more about magic Photius or Kyle?

Easy one Photius, magicians run in my family (often from their audiences)

Who has the most spectacular and knock out magic style Kyle or Photius?

Kyle by far as the RJOM just conveys that cool magic style without Kyle having to do anything at all.

Who has the best magical facial hair. kyle and his awesome mustache of amazement or Photius and his beard of wonder?

Kyle and his weasel mustache of worminess. Photius beard of wonder is in such a class by itself there is no comparrison.

Who has the greatest magical secret Kyle or Photius?

I do of course. How I won the heart of the lovely kelly is my greatest and most magical secret ever. =)

Who has the best magic illusion.. Kyle or Photius

Kyle, he actually makes people believe he is a magician.

Who has the most poor relations in magic Kyle or Photius?

Kyle does because preachers are richer (in love).

Is Photius ever going to catch Dynamike with his post?

Maybe. If he hadn't been sick, he would be ahead now.

In what way is the Milky Way constellation like the Milky Way candy bar?

Out of this world man.

Who will retire from the Café first Photius or Kyle?