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Kyle, he is sooooo old. (Catch mike? didn't know I was chasing him)

What would be the greatest contribution to magic that Kyle could make?
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Pass his jacket out to an amatuer magician.

Do you think Photius will change his avartar?
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Bequeathing the RJOM to the magic fraternity.

What is Dynamike's favorite music to do magic to?
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Any kind of music that has rap included.

Does anyone think this thread will be locked in the future?
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I certainly hope not ollie, one of the few fun things on the board.
(And no photius is not likely to change his avatar, the pict that is there with Nani cut out is too big to look good shrunk down and at the moment it is about all I have.

Why do they only let Kyle into the lower basement of the Magic Castle?
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So no one will get blinded by his jacket up top.

Is anyone glad this thread started?
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Of course, one of the most fun on the board.

How many magicians does it take to get thrown out of a casino?
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Just one if you perform an ACR routine to the Pit Boss (I had that happen before) lol

What is the only thing in the world that changes faster than Mike changes his Avatars?
Kyle Peron

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LOL

The amount of words Photius and Kyle type.

What would you call a forum owned by Photius and Kyle?
Father Photius
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The world's greatest magic show!

Why will Kyle and Photius never have a forum?
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Because they do not need one when it comes to the magic Café.

Besides magic, what do Photius and Kyle have in common?
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Both are head over heels over Nani Darnell.

How would you bill a show staring Kyle and Photius?
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I would "bill" the tickets at a high price because it would attract a heavy audience.

Who started magic first Kyle or Photius?
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Photius in 1953 under influence of a local TV magician in Dallas who had a 15 min show called Time for Magic, think his name was Mark Wilson or something like that, his best asset and what sold me on magic was his assistant, Nani Darnell. Also later some old geezer who's dad and my great grand dad were brothers got me further interested, think, his name was Harry Bouton Black something, Sr.

How long did it take Photius to learn to do the cups and balls?
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About 5 years because he only have "twenty-five hands".

When will Kyle perform in Vegas?
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Just as soon as a street corner opens with no cop nearby.

How much did Kyle loose playing 3 carde monte with Johnny Thompson in Las Vegas?
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Quote:
On 2008-06-24 10:41, Dynamike wrote:
About 5 years because he only have "twenty-five hands".

I meant twenty-five "cent" hands



The same amount Photius lost.


Can Photius escape out of a strait jacket?
Father Photius
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That's what the folks at the state hospital swear.


How long did the 3 year old have to practice to perfectly copy Kyle's act?
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Long enough to find a beauty like Kelly to carry him too.

And where did he meet this gracious person?
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At the beautiful magic assistants academy.


What's the real reason Kyle was called "Poofer"
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