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ERIC
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He has more gas than Exxon

Why does the RJOM not turn into any other color?
Father Photius
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Well it is actually only red due to the embarrassment of who wears it.

How many chops will fit into a chop cup?
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ERIC
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A cups worth

If you mated Kyles RJOM with Eric's BCOW and tossed in a little of Photius's WCOP (white collar of power) what would be the result?
Father Photius
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A suit like Pinky Lee used to wear on his TV show.

What was the illusionist favorite close-up trick?
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Sponges Ball trick

What was the illusionist favorite illusion?
Father Photius
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That he could actually make a living as an illusionist.

Why did the illusionist assistant quit?
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Because it was time for her act to disappear.


Why the rabbit refused to come out of the hat?
Father Photius
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He had a straight flush and didn't want to pull out of the game.

Why did the magician wear his cape backwards?
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He was also the masked magician.

What would a magician do if he ran out of playing cards?
Father Photius
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By a copy of Bobo's Modern Coin Magic.


Where did the magician's cane vanish too?
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Dynamike
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Up his watch band because he wearing short sleeves.

If a magician loose his magic wand, what will he use to replace it?
Father Photius
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Woofle dust.

What does a magician with an allergy to woofle dust do?
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Dynamike
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Sneeze everywhere he performs not knowing he was allergic to it.

Who is the tallest magician in the world?
Father Photius
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Harvey Hightrick.

How high must they pile it to make a Texas Magician?
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Until they need steer to help help balance him with his lasso.

How long do you think it will take until you receive 10,000 post?
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Not very long considering I am alreayd there. lol

What would I do if I actually had a life?
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LOL


Put a little magic in the air (after first placing it in your jacket).


How long you think it will take you to will reach 20,000 post?
Father Photius
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About 10 times a long as it will take me to reach 10,000 posts


How many Post Toastes must you eat to gain one post?
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1 per post.

Who will make 500 additional post first, Photius or Kyle?
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Um I usually make 500 posts before breakfast. lol

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