The Magic Café
Username:
Password:
[ Lost Password ]
  [ Forgot Username ]
The Magic Cafe Forum Index » » Now that’s funny! » » Gag tag (0 Likes) Printer Friendly Version

 Go to page [Previous]  1~2~3..28..53..78..103..125~126~127~128~129..190..250..310..370..428~429~430 [Next]
Dynamike
View Profile
Eternal Order
FullTimer
24098 Posts

Profile of Dynamike
By Kelly

When is Kyle going to get a job?
Father Photius
View Profile
Grammar Host
El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
17197 Posts

Profile of Father Photius
Kyle, work? You realize those two words cannot go together in the same sentence. We all know why Kyle's magic is like an out of work school teacher, cause he's got NO CLASS!

Why was Kyle banned from ventriloquism?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
View Profile
Eternal Order
FullTimer
24098 Posts

Profile of Dynamike
Because he spends too much time on the Café.

Why are Kyle and Photius best friends?
Father Photius
View Profile
Grammar Host
El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
17197 Posts

Profile of Father Photius
Because birds of a feather... and they make us share a room at the state sanitarium.

Photius met Kyle while walking around at a fair and Photius reached into his pocket for some money and shook hands with Kyle, what did Kyle say when Photius shook his hand?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
View Profile
Eternal Order
FullTimer
24098 Posts

Profile of Dynamike
Are we finally friends for real?

What is Photius of?
Father Photius
View Profile
Grammar Host
El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
17197 Posts

Profile of Father Photius
Photius is of the house of bouton, dating back to the Duke of Montague of Boughton the cousin of William the Conqueror. (And yes Photius and Kyle are real friends)

How many Photi does it take to make a Photius (or photios if you prefer greek spelling)
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
View Profile
Eternal Order
FullTimer
24098 Posts

Profile of Dynamike
One I guess.

(I meant) What is Photius afraid of?
Father Photius
View Profile
Grammar Host
El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
17197 Posts

Profile of Father Photius
Only one thing, Kryptonite. (wrecks havoc on folks from where I come from)

How is Kyle like Underdog?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
View Profile
Eternal Order
FullTimer
24098 Posts

Profile of Dynamike
"There's no need to fear Underkyle is hear."

When are you and Kyle going to spend time together in live?
Father Photius
View Profile
Grammar Host
El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
17197 Posts

Profile of Father Photius
Last was SAM last July, normally I just watch after Kelly in his absence (and I'm getting tired of jumping out of that window when he comes home).

Who taught Kyle magic in the first place?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
View Profile
Eternal Order
FullTimer
24098 Posts

Profile of Dynamike
His best friend, Photius.

What is Dynamike's favorite hobby?
Father Photius
View Profile
Grammar Host
El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
17197 Posts

Profile of Father Photius
Making new Avatars

(And don't blame me for Kyle's magic!)

What happened when Kyle sat on his dove load?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
View Profile
Eternal Order
FullTimer
24098 Posts

Profile of Dynamike
It took him up up and away.

Which avatar of Dynamike looks best?
Father Photius
View Profile
Grammar Host
El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
17197 Posts

Profile of Father Photius
The one you can't see his face in.

Why do mothers put pictures of Kyle and the RJOM in bad children's rooms?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
View Profile
Eternal Order
FullTimer
24098 Posts

Profile of Dynamike
So they would change and be good children.

What do you like about Dynamike?
Father Photius
View Profile
Grammar Host
El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
17197 Posts

Profile of Father Photius
Pretty much everything.

How much did Kyle have to pay to get his last gig?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
View Profile
Eternal Order
FullTimer
24098 Posts

Profile of Dynamike
I thought both of you paid the same.

What will Kyle do if he saw Photius today?
Father Photius
View Profile
Grammar Host
El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
17197 Posts

Profile of Father Photius
Go crazy cause Kyle is supposed to be in Philly and Photius is in the northern suburb of Juarez , Mx.

Why is kelly always happy to see Photius?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
View Profile
Eternal Order
FullTimer
24098 Posts

Profile of Dynamike
Because she keeps thinking it is Kyle because you both look alike.

Is Photius a married man?
Father Photius
View Profile
Grammar Host
El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
17197 Posts

Profile of Father Photius
Kyle aready told you about Nani! (I'm greek orthodox not roman catholic)

What is magical about levitating a goat?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
The Magic Cafe Forum Index » » Now that’s funny! » » Gag tag (0 Likes)
 Go to page [Previous]  1~2~3..28..53..78..103..125~126~127~128~129..190..250..310..370..428~429~430 [Next]
[ Top of Page ]
All content & postings Copyright © 2001-2020 Steve Brooks. All Rights Reserved.
This page was created in 0.19 seconds requiring 5 database queries.
The views and comments expressed on The Magic Café
are not necessarily those of The Magic Café, Steve Brooks, or Steve Brooks Magic.
> Privacy Statement <

ROTFL Billions and billions served! ROTFL