"Dynability"


Do you think Photius is hiding his chin because it looks like Jay Leno's.

No he's hiding his face which looks like Mortimer Snerd.

What's really at the bottom of a black well?

All of the world's socks that have been mising since the dawn of time.

If Photius was a super hero.. what would his name be?

Kal=el , last son of Krypton, aka, man of steel, man of tomorrow, Superman, etc. Hey that is my name!

What is the one superpower that Kelly wished Kyle had?

Catwoman.


Why does Photius like to type so much?

Fleeting fingers fly fast over the fleecely keyboard. He can't write legibly enough for even him to read, so he has to type. That and back when I learned high speed morse code I learned to receive it by typing not writting it. Then you consider I've written three dissertations in my life and well you sort of get the idea.

What illusion will Dynamike add next?

Clone of himself.


Do you like to eat chittlins?

Of course and Menudo as well. Esp chittlins and cracklins. In Rachel Ray talk "Yummo"

What happened when Kyle was locked in the Crystal Casket?

It scared the audience away.



How did Kyle get so many post?

He submitted carbon copies.

What did the magician say when he reached into his bag to do a cut and restored rope trick but only found 1 inch of rope?

"My billy goat 'Kyle' must of been chewing on my props again overnight."

Why do people make fun of Photius behind his back?

It is a much broader target.

Why did Dynamike forget to wear his pants to the performance?

Because it is too dangerous to do it in front of him. =)

If you could change one thing about Photius, what would it be and why?

I'd change his spouse to Nani. The why is obvious.

Why did Dynamike forget to wear his pants to the performance?

He did not forget, he wanted to quickly get away from Photius and Kyle.


When is Kyle and Photius going to live together?

When donkeys fly. That fellow is from Philly! I got a reputation to maintain!

What was the first trick Kyle ever performed professionally?

Making Photius disappear.

Why is Dynamike the best black magician?

Because all the other brothers are too busy pointing and laughing! hehehe

What was mike's second choice before selecting to do magic?

Being a body and fender man for Earl Schibe.

How many "bird shirts" does Photius own?

None, he still can not afford any.


Why do females love to see Dynamike?