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Josh Riel
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Your comedy is bad and you should feel bad.
Magic is doing improbable things with odd items that, under normal circumstances, would be unnessecary and quite often undesirable.
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It is and I do.


What goes glug glug glug glug pop!
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An alcoholic weasel.

What's the collective noun for children's entertainers?
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Bozo?

What did Bozo say to the circus crowd?
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Bozo the clown or a Bozo of children's entertainers? I'm going for a cunning retort that works for either:
"Hello!"

Why do I feel bad?
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Because this thread has lost it's funny.

Why are words that start with a 'k' naturally funny?
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Because George Burns said so.

What do you get if you cross Harry Blackstone with a pineapple?
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A Harry Pineapple.

Lobster Tails: Once upon a time, there were two lobsters.......
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They were shipped to Shawnee and London..

The book.. Tails of two Cities...

Why did the man hang lobsters on his Chanukah Bush?



Shalom..harris
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Because he was trying to pinch it.

Gouranga!


Why are Hare Krisna's nicer than Buddhists?
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Do you give up?
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Because Gouranga rang?

Say it with me G-o-u-r-a-n-g-a
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Let's go back to "Why are Hare Krisna's nicer than Buddhists"

Because Dogma is man's best friend!

Let's try and make the questions easier in order to get funnier answers!




Why did the giraffe go to the drive in?
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He wanted to show off his new "spots car".

What did the magic 8-ball say to the Rubik's Cube?
Go spread some wonder

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Maybe yes or Maybe YES!

Pi R Squared....because...
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Pi r squared because it was the MCs day off.

What's the difference between a bad marksman and a constipated owl?
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A constipated owl knows where his pellets are.

The other day, I looked under my thumbnail and...
Go spread some wonder

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...found a host of golden daffodils.



What's green and yellow and red all over?
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Brown

What do you call a fish with no legs?
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Owt you like, he won't be able to chase you, unless your in the water that is...

Why did the leg feel numb?
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