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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts 
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Cause as long as they can see him, they know where he is and feel safe.
(wonder where I got all these "bird shirts"?) Why do small children run when they see Dynamike?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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sier5 New user 78 Posts
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Cause he always has his sword through neck with him.
Why are clowns so creepy? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Cause they make people think of Kyle.
How did Photius get to be a two bit magician?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because he only knows a little bit of magic.
Why do kids always run toward Dynamike to get his autograph? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because running away from him makes it kind of hard to get his autograph.
How many posters to this thread are members of the magic castle?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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None I guess.
Doyou think you will reach 6000 tonight? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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No way, I had to look to see how many posts I did have, doubt I'll do 200 in a night.
Why do members put so much stock in numbers of posts?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because they want to be cool like Dynamike.
Would you mind if all your post were deleted tonight? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Just as long as I could keep posting and reading all the forums, numbers mean nothing.
Do any members of the Eternal Order actually have a life?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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All members must have a life unless they are doing it in their sleep.
How come Dynamike avatars look so good? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because he is legally blind and actually can't see what they really look like.
Why does Kyle's avatar look so goofey?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because Photius and Kyle look like twins.
When are the females going to stop asking Dynamike for his number? |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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When he stops harrassing them all. They only want his number so thye can give it to their lawyers. =)
What is Mike's greatest illusion?
Kyle Peron
http://www.kylekellymagic.com Entertainers Product Site http://kpmagicproducts.com Join Our Facebook Fan Page at http://facebook.com/perondesign |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Methomorphis.
Why did Photius leave when Kyle entered? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Good taste.
What illusion did Photius give to Kyle?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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The rope trick so they can be tied together.
What will Photius do if it was not for Kyle? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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A whole lot better.
Why is Dynamike so obsessed with making Photius and Kyle friends (which they already are)?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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So the sun will shine all around.
Why do so many females want to be Dynamike's girlfriend? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because there are a lot of mentally disturbed women out there.
What keeps Dynamike's show out of the big time?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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All the ones who are prejudice.
Do you think Dynamike will ever stop being so popular in the Detroit area? |
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