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As soon as Tim the Tool Man Taylor is out of the scene.

Why did Dynamike want to hire Al Borland for his assistant?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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To discuise himself from all the females.


If it was not for Kelly, how do you think it would be with Kyle and Photius?
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We would just fight harder over Nani. (Not that nani would give either of us the time of day...what does that Mark Wilson have that we don't..besides talent that is?) Besides Kelly has good enough taste to steer clear of Photius.

What was the first trick Harry Blackstone, Sr. did for Photius?
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Have Kyle appear.


Why is Photius' beard so gray?
Father Photius
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Because Photius is an old goat. (and no, Uncle harry did the vanishing bird cage for me as the first trick he ever showed me)

Why is photius such an onery old goat?
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Because he hangs around Kyle too much.

Is Protius a minister, preacher, pope, pastor, bishup, or what?
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Photius is the priest of puns.

If Photius is an old goat, what does he eat?
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Priest in the Greek Orthodox Archdiocese of America. And it is Photius not protius.

Why is all that Greek to me?
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Ask Shakespeare. He's the one who is famous for coining the phrase.

Of which Shakespearian character does Photius remind you?
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The Mighty Kyle.

Is Kyle a nice guy?
Father Photius
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Polonius from the merchant of venice "to they own self be true"


What exactly is a Mid Summer's Night Dream?
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Got that one wrong , Mike, Kyle is a niece, not nice.
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Kyle and Photius going somewhere together past 12 mid.

Who you think put the most post in the games?
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No clue, just enjoy the game.

Why should Dynamike be wearing a New York Knicks Uniform?
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Because his act is a slam dunk.

Why should Kyle be wearing a Philadelphia 76ers uniform?
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Because he is a Patriot.


Why should Photius be wearing a RJOM
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Because Halloween is coming.

What will Dynamike be wearing on Halloween?
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He shouldn't that is Kyle's schtick. Photius wears the blue leotards with the red cape of power.

Why can't Kyle juimp?
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Because Red Jacketed men can't jump.
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To get taller

Why did Tom forget a line?
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