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Father Photius
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No, Kyle is in Philly, Photius is in El Paso, quite a distance apart.

What kind of load does the magician carry in his pants?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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Tickets to watch the Photius and Kyle boxiing match.

Why is Photius and Kyle best friends?
Father Photius
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I've answered that one about 3 times now.

Where did the naked magician hide his feather flowers?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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In front of his private parts.

Why is Kyle is not posting here tonight?
Father Photius
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He's probably got a gig and is working.


Why did the magician vanish the girl into thin air?
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magicoftomh
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It's difficult to find fat air.

Why didn't the magician cut Oprah in half on her show?
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

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He didn't want to be involved with a half-assed performance.

If Oprah were a state, what would be her motto?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
Dynamike
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Rich and famous.

Why did everyone go to sleep on me?
magicgeorge
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You started performing Smile

What's green and smells like a weasel?
The Awesome One
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A dead politician,

How did the politician die
Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat.
Dynamike
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From telling to many lies?


Why magicians never tell lies?
Father Photius
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They never have to lie, they just never tell all the truth.

Why did the magician wear a gold leotard?
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Dynamike
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To attract Photius and Kyle together as bait.

Why isn't Photius posting a lot like he used to?
Father Photius
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He has had a pretty full day today of dr appts, cardiac rehab, and a class that is part of cardiac rehab.

Why did the magician swallow his wand?
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Dynamike
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Because he ran out of viagra.

Why is Photius scared of Kyle?
Father Photius
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He isn't or any of his relatives either.

Why is Dynamike so affixed on Photius and Kyle?
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Dynamike
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Because of the post Photius and Kyle had against each other.

Which one of Dynamike's assistants shall he marry?
Father Photius
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The rich one if he plans on staying an illusionist (Kyle and I rag on each other in fun, I guarantee you we don't mean a single word of it).


How many illusions can an illusionist pack on an airplane without paying an extra fee?
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Dynamike
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None. Because they are going to disappear anyway.


Why do you think Dynamike is called the Godfather of all illusionist?
Father Photius
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Because when he deals with you, he makes you an offer you can't refuse.

Why did Dynamike put a Komodo Dragon in his act?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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