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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts 
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No, Kyle is in Philly, Photius is in El Paso, quite a distance apart.
What kind of load does the magician carry in his pants?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Tickets to watch the Photius and Kyle boxiing match.
Why is Photius and Kyle best friends? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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I've answered that one about 3 times now.
Where did the naked magician hide his feather flowers?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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In front of his private parts.
Why is Kyle is not posting here tonight? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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He's probably got a gig and is working.
Why did the magician vanish the girl into thin air?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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It's difficult to find fat air.
Why didn't the magician cut Oprah in half on her show? |
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jocdoc Inner circle Carlsbad, CA 1183 Posts
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He didn't want to be involved with a half-assed performance.
If Oprah were a state, what would be her motto?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Rich and famous.
Why did everyone go to sleep on me? |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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You started performing
What's green and smells like a weasel? |
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The Awesome One Regular user Gold Coast, Australia 174 Posts
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A dead politician,
How did the politician die
Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat.
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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From telling to many lies?
Why magicians never tell lies? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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They never have to lie, they just never tell all the truth.
Why did the magician wear a gold leotard?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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To attract Photius and Kyle together as bait.
Why isn't Photius posting a lot like he used to? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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He has had a pretty full day today of dr appts, cardiac rehab, and a class that is part of cardiac rehab.
Why did the magician swallow his wand?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because he ran out of viagra.
Why is Photius scared of Kyle? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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He isn't or any of his relatives either.
Why is Dynamike so affixed on Photius and Kyle?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because of the post Photius and Kyle had against each other.
Which one of Dynamike's assistants shall he marry? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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The rich one if he plans on staying an illusionist (Kyle and I rag on each other in fun, I guarantee you we don't mean a single word of it).
How many illusions can an illusionist pack on an airplane without paying an extra fee?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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None. Because they are going to disappear anyway.
Why do you think Dynamike is called the Godfather of all illusionist? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because when he deals with you, he makes you an offer you can't refuse.
Why did Dynamike put a Komodo Dragon in his act?
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