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Dynamike
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Because he was offered a million fron China.

Do you think Photius will ever stop typing?
Father Photius
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I'm sure I will some day. Until then, I continue to put my foot in my mouth and my thumbs to the keyboard.

What was the alternate magician's ending to the original King Kong movie?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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That was a good movie.

Who will take Dynamike's place as he takes a break?
Father Photius
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No one can take the mighty Dynamike's place, he is one of a kind! We will just have to force ourselves to suffer through in his absence.

How many times does photius have to remind doctors office clerks that next friday is the 4th of July and they will be closed?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Hey, I get a day off??? Great!!!

How are magicians like fireworks?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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When they are doing the job right, it's amazing! When the fire goes out, we're duds.

With a plethora of holiday explosives, what should we blow up?
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

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What wouldn't get us in trouble with the F.B.I.?

What's Barry Allen's favorite magical effect?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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The Tablecloth Pull by Ray Walston for Bill Bixby/David Banner

What was My Favorite Martian's favorite magical effect?
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

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Mentalism. He was quick as a Flash...
[For the record, he could also levitate with his nose.]

What magic effect did Bruce Banner master?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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Metamorphisis.

What's big, mad, ugly, green and sits on a magician's table?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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The Hulky 500.

What did spectators think of the Hulk receive after performing his quick change act?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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I'm digging enough holes for
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They were green with envy.

What Spiderman power would you like to incorporate into your act?
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I'd sort of like to have my spidey sense get all tingly - I bet that it would feel Marvelous. Aside from that, I bet that I could perform one dynamite spider vanish!


From where does Spiderman learn most of his magic?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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Tabell Volume 3, page 149.

What is Wall-E's favorite magic trick?
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Father Photius
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Robert Houdin's Blooming Orange Tree.

Why did agent 99 avoid becoming a magician's assistant?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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Because Photius was the magician

Why did everyone leave Dynamike behind?
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They couldn't 'keep up' with his avatar changes.

Why are they changed so often?
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Father Photius
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Because even he can't stand the way he looks.

What is the greatest magic trick Washington has ever pulled off?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Nightshades.

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite magic trick?
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The shovel in the typewritter trick.

Why have we never had a profewssonal magician as president?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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