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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts 
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Because he was offered a million fron China.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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I'm sure I will some day. Until then, I continue to put my foot in my mouth and my thumbs to the keyboard.
What was the alternate magician's ending to the original King Kong movie?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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That was a good movie.
Who will take Dynamike's place as he takes a break? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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No one can take the mighty Dynamike's place, he is one of a kind! We will just have to force ourselves to suffer through in his absence.
How many times does photius have to remind doctors office clerks that next friday is the 4th of July and they will be closed?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jocdoc Inner circle Carlsbad, CA 1183 Posts
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Hey, I get a day off??? Great!!!
How are magicians like fireworks?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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When they are doing the job right, it's amazing! When the fire goes out, we're duds.
With a plethora of holiday explosives, what should we blow up? |
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jocdoc Inner circle Carlsbad, CA 1183 Posts
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What wouldn't get us in trouble with the F.B.I.?
What's Barry Allen's favorite magical effect?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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The Tablecloth Pull by Ray Walston for Bill Bixby/David Banner
What was My Favorite Martian's favorite magical effect? |
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jocdoc Inner circle Carlsbad, CA 1183 Posts
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Mentalism. He was quick as a Flash...
[For the record, he could also levitate with his nose.] What magic effect did Bruce Banner master?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Metamorphisis.
What's big, mad, ugly, green and sits on a magician's table?
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jocdoc Inner circle Carlsbad, CA 1183 Posts
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The Hulky 500.
What did spectators think of the Hulk receive after performing his quick change act?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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They were green with envy.
What Spiderman power would you like to incorporate into your act? |
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jocdoc Inner circle Carlsbad, CA 1183 Posts
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I'd sort of like to have my spidey sense get all tingly - I bet that it would feel Marvelous. Aside from that, I bet that I could perform one dynamite spider vanish!
From where does Spiderman learn most of his magic?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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Magic Enhancer Inner circle Robert Haas 1805 Posts
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Tabell Volume 3, page 149.
What is Wall-E's favorite magic trick?
Robert Haas
Magic Enhancer Quality magic products for the working professional. www.MagicEnhancer.com |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Robert Houdin's Blooming Orange Tree.
Why did agent 99 avoid becoming a magician's assistant?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because Photius was the magician
Why did everyone leave Dynamike behind? |
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Magic Enhancer Inner circle Robert Haas 1805 Posts
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They couldn't 'keep up' with his avatar changes.
Why are they changed so often?
Robert Haas
Magic Enhancer Quality magic products for the working professional. www.MagicEnhancer.com |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because even he can't stand the way he looks.
What is the greatest magic trick Washington has ever pulled off?
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Magic Enhancer Inner circle Robert Haas 1805 Posts
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Nightshades.
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite magic trick?
Robert Haas
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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The shovel in the typewritter trick.
Why have we never had a profewssonal magician as president?
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