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Niagara Falls.

What are magicians doing for the July 4th holiday?
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

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Larry Bean
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The mismade flag.

Why are magicians attracted to Niagara Falls?
magicoftomh
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Slowly we turn. Step by step. Inch by inch. We get to clobber Kyle!

What does Kyle do in Niagara Falls?
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Mostly go over it in a barrel.

Why does he never die there?
magicoftomh
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The red jacket preserves itself from such fate.

How does one kill the RJOM?
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Larry Bean
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A wooden stake through the topit.

Why would you want to kill the RJOM?
magicoftomh
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Just one look. That's all it took!

Should the cremation be a part of our July 4th Barbecue?
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We got to barbeque something.

Where did the magician find his mismade girl?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
magicoftomh
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At the Ripley's Believe It or Not Museum.

What else did he find at Ripley's?
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Larry Bean
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RJOM the first - Kyle's is just a copy.

Why hasn't Kyle shared this before?
Dynamike
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Because he does not want to be honest with you.

What will Kyle do with the copied RJOM?
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Sell it on ebay.

How much will he get for the replica on E-bay?
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Two cents if he is lucky.

How would Kyle feel when he noticed us finding out his RJOM is fake?
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Dissapointed in all of you for even thinking that it is a fake when it is indeed the REAL DEAL.

What should Kyle do to earn some big time money regarding the RJOM? Let's hear some good marketing ideas folks. lol
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Wash it.

How many parasites will die should Kyle decide to wash the RJOM?
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Dynamike
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100% of them. In other words 1,000,000.

Why does Kyle presently have "red" tears in his eyes?
ERIC
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A kid squirted him with a water pistol and he threw his arms up to block the water. The die from the RJOM ran into his eyes.

How does the RJOM drive Kyle to do things that we would NEVER think of doing?
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It drives him on the freeway, then makes a left at the 2nd light.

If Kyle's jacket was not red, what color would it be.
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Father Photius
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The stink and itch of the RJOM would drive anyone insane.

How much does Kyle extort from Foreign Countries by offering to not send them the RJOM if they pay up?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Every big red buck he could find.

If Kyle is suppose to be the red cow, isn't Photius suppose to be the old bearded billy goat?
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