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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts 
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Niagara Falls.
What are magicians doing for the July 4th holiday? |
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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The mismade flag.
Why are magicians attracted to Niagara Falls? |
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Slowly we turn. Step by step. Inch by inch. We get to clobber Kyle!
What does Kyle do in Niagara Falls? |
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Mostly go over it in a barrel.
Why does he never die there? |
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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The red jacket preserves itself from such fate.
How does one kill the RJOM? |
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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A wooden stake through the topit.
Why would you want to kill the RJOM? |
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Just one look. That's all it took!
Should the cremation be a part of our July 4th Barbecue? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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We got to barbeque something.
Where did the magician find his mismade girl?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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At the Ripley's Believe It or Not Museum.
What else did he find at Ripley's? |
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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RJOM the first - Kyle's is just a copy.
Why hasn't Kyle shared this before? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because he does not want to be honest with you.
What will Kyle do with the copied RJOM? |
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Magic Enhancer Inner circle Robert Haas 1805 Posts
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Sell it on ebay.
How much will he get for the replica on E-bay?
Robert Haas
Magic Enhancer Quality magic products for the working professional. www.MagicEnhancer.com |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Two cents if he is lucky.
How would Kyle feel when he noticed us finding out his RJOM is fake? |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Dissapointed in all of you for even thinking that it is a fake when it is indeed the REAL DEAL.
What should Kyle do to earn some big time money regarding the RJOM? Let's hear some good marketing ideas folks. lol
Kyle Peron
http://www.kylekellymagic.com Entertainers Product Site http://kpmagicproducts.com Join Our Facebook Fan Page at http://facebook.com/perondesign |
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Magic Enhancer Inner circle Robert Haas 1805 Posts
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Wash it.
How many parasites will die should Kyle decide to wash the RJOM?
Robert Haas
Magic Enhancer Quality magic products for the working professional. www.MagicEnhancer.com |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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100% of them. In other words 1,000,000.
Why does Kyle presently have "red" tears in his eyes? |
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ERIC Inner circle New Jersey 1188 Posts
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A kid squirted him with a water pistol and he threw his arms up to block the water. The die from the RJOM ran into his eyes.
How does the RJOM drive Kyle to do things that we would NEVER think of doing? |
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Magic Enhancer Inner circle Robert Haas 1805 Posts
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It drives him on the freeway, then makes a left at the 2nd light.
If Kyle's jacket was not red, what color would it be.
Robert Haas
Magic Enhancer Quality magic products for the working professional. www.MagicEnhancer.com |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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The stink and itch of the RJOM would drive anyone insane.
How much does Kyle extort from Foreign Countries by offering to not send them the RJOM if they pay up?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Every big red buck he could find.
If Kyle is suppose to be the red cow, isn't Photius suppose to be the old bearded billy goat? |
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