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ricker
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Because numb was so cute. then she slapped him.

why did the sexy girl slap the magician?
NJJ
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Because he turned into a motel.

(Tim's reply about the pellets is very funny btw)

What don't elephants wear pants?
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Because when they went on Holiday they would have to pack their trunks.


(No one is very funny except for me)



What is a duck billed platypuss?
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A platypus before paying for his peking duck.

What the did the shoe say to the car?
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My other shoes a Nike...

whats the difference between a monkey and a bone?
For as long as space exists,
And living beings remain in cyclic existence,
For that long, may I too remain,
to dispel the sufferings of the world.
-Shantideva

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The differences are too numerous to go into here in any great length.
It may be easier to explore their similarities, then everything else, by default would become a difference. Philosophically speaking the difference between a monkey and a bone, is you.


What goes ping ping ping ping ping pong?
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A spider playing ping pong (and cheating).


What's the difference between a magician and a musician?
The Great Gordini

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Musicians don't play Gag Tag late at night.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Santa?
There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. - Aristotle
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ricker
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Facial hair.

what did the hair say to the hare?
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This hat isn't big enough for the two of us.

Did you hear about the bear who crossed the road?
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Busking is work.
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Yeah, I heard he was stalking a chicken.



Two plus two equals four because...
ricker
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If it were 8, PI would be 6.28 and magicians would be rock stars.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the Quantum?
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H=-Δ in L2(Rd) and P projecting onto an open Ω⊂Rd with a smooth boundary. Then the limits exists and HP is equal to the Dirichlet Laplacian in L2(Ω).



What is the difference between an equation and the equator?
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Don't know, I can't differentiate.

What do you get if you cross a cat with a duck?
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A cat that will get down.
A cat that just wont drown.
A nice wet....


What looks like half a cat?
There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. - Aristotle
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The other half in a mirror.

How can you tell if there is a cow under your bed?
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Check the closet; if she's not there, under the bed is the only "udder" place she could be.

Why are male cows called "bulls"?
Jerrine
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Because liar was already taken.

Why is 12 dozen so gross?
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ONE is FOR FOUR. ( Me I'm For Pi..especially ones cut into Fourths..but I eat half at a time...

What grossed out the harmonica player?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
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A magician that was actually a better entertainer then he was.

What did the worm say to the fishing hook?

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