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ricker Special user Tampa, FL 914 Posts 
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Because numb was so cute. then she slapped him.
why did the sexy girl slap the magician? |
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NJJ Inner circle 6437 Posts
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Because he turned into a motel.
(Tim's reply about the pellets is very funny btw) What don't elephants wear pants? |
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Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts
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Because when they went on Holiday they would have to pack their trunks.
(No one is very funny except for me) What is a duck billed platypuss? |
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Rupert Bair Inner circle ? 2193 Posts
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A platypus before paying for his peking duck.
What the did the shoe say to the car? |
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Silvertongue Inner circle One day I will die leaving behind 2426 Posts
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My other shoes a Nike...
whats the difference between a monkey and a bone?
For as long as space exists,
And living beings remain in cyclic existence, For that long, may I too remain, to dispel the sufferings of the world. -Shantideva Engaging in the Conduct of a Bodhisattva |
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Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts
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The differences are too numerous to go into here in any great length.
It may be easier to explore their similarities, then everything else, by default would become a difference. Philosophically speaking the difference between a monkey and a bone, is you. What goes ping ping ping ping ping pong? |
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Gordyboy Loyal user British Columbia, Canada 216 Posts
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A spider playing ping pong (and cheating).
What's the difference between a magician and a musician? |
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Dan Paulus Veteran user Utah is isolated from the real world by 343 Posts
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Musicians don't play Gag Tag late at night.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Santa?
There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. - Aristotle
Aristotle www.danscomedymagic.com |
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ricker Special user Tampa, FL 914 Posts
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Facial hair.
what did the hair say to the hare? |
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Hagerman Regular user 108 Posts
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This hat isn't big enough for the two of us.
Did you hear about the bear who crossed the road? |
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Jerrine Special user Busking is work. 629 Posts
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Yeah, I heard he was stalking a chicken.
Two plus two equals four because... |
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ricker Special user Tampa, FL 914 Posts
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If it were 8, PI would be 6.28 and magicians would be rock stars.
What did Stephen Hawking say to the Quantum? |
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Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts
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H=-Δ in L2(Rd) and P projecting onto an open Ω⊂Rd with a smooth boundary. Then the limits exists and HP is equal to the Dirichlet Laplacian in L2(Ω).
What is the difference between an equation and the equator? |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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Don't know, I can't differentiate.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a duck? |
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Dan Paulus Veteran user Utah is isolated from the real world by 343 Posts
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A cat that will get down.
A cat that just wont drown. A nice wet.... What looks like half a cat?
There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. - Aristotle
Aristotle www.danscomedymagic.com |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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The other half in a mirror.
How can you tell if there is a cow under your bed? |
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honus Veteran user 354 Posts
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Check the closet; if she's not there, under the bed is the only "udder" place she could be.
Why are male cows called "bulls"? |
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Jerrine Special user Busking is work. 629 Posts
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Because liar was already taken.
Why is 12 dozen so gross? |
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8820 Posts
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ONE is FOR FOUR. ( Me I'm For Pi..especially ones cut into Fourths..but I eat half at a time...
What grossed out the harmonica player?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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A magician that was actually a better entertainer then he was.
What did the worm say to the fishing hook? Kyle
Kyle Peron
http://www.kylekellymagic.com Entertainers Product Site http://kpmagicproducts.com Join Our Facebook Fan Page at http://facebook.com/perondesign |
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