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Dynamike
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Photius said to him "let me out first."

Why do Photius and Kyle love doing the "Burried Alive" trick together?
Father Photius
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Just something about my using that skiploader to dump all that dirt on Kyle that makes me happy.

How did the hillbilly magician perform the miser's dream?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Instead of coins, he produced teeth. At the end, his teeth were gone.

What recepticle did the hillbilly use for his miser's dream?
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Father Photius
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A spitoon.

What did the magician tell the audience when he dropped his dove?
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"Pardon my bird droppings"


Why did Dynamike drop his dove?
Father Photius
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Because it was slick in the shower.

Why was there no duck in the duck pan?
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Larry Bean
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The duck "ducked out" on the trick.

Why don't more magicians use the duck bucket?
Father Photius
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Cause while it isn't too hard to find a bucket of Chicken, Col. Saunders never quite got around to the bucket of duck.

What did the magician say when his shorts came out instead of the baffling bra?
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"This guarantees me winning the annual ring 'booby' award."

What do you call the baffling bra version with three cups?
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An udder disaster.

What was the first magic trick performed on the USS Enterprise (NCC 1701, no A, no B, no C, no D)
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I don't remember. But the entertainer was quick to say after the zig zag illusion, "She's dead, Jim. I'm a doctor. Not a magician!"

What is Captain Kirk's favorite magic trick?
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Getting people to think he can actually act. lol

Why Was Photius turned down for the lead role in Star Trek?
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Because when they told him it was about "boldly going where no man has gone before" he thought they were talking about something else.

Who was the greatest magician on the crew of the NCC 1701-D (next generation).
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LaForge because he did it with his eyes closed.

What is the greatest illusion on DS-9?
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Quark acting like a law abiding citizen.

Who was the greatest Vulcan magician?
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Charles Goodyear for vulcanizing rubber by accidentally dropping some rubber mixed with sulfur on a hot stove.

Who was the best close up artist on Voyager?
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YOU FORGOT A GAG, TOM!
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magicoftomh
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Edited. Please look up.
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7 of 9, cause I could get REAL close to her.

In magic terms, what is the Janeway manuver?
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Placing her arms on her magical hips. I always loved that. OOPS! I forgot! Kate Mulgrew's husband, Tim Hagan, is a customer of mine at the car dealership!

How can I get a hug from Captain Janeway without angering her hubby?
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