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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts 
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Give her a car. (and she is admiral Janeway now).
How many borg does it take to build one zig zag lady?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Only one. After all, it is a collective.
Admiral Janeway sacrificed herself. How shall I address her when I see her alive? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Admiral Janeway, 1524 S. Polk Street, Cleveland, Ohio, but you will need a lot of stamps.
Who was the greater magician, Groucho, Chico, Harpo, Gummo, or Zeppo?
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Hard to say - they all left their Marx in history.
Who or what was Houdini's greatest competition? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Well he was no competition for Uncle Harry, my guess would be that Houdini's legend was his greatest competition.
Why did Houdini lock himself in a safe?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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He could be safe and sound.
Where was Houdini storing the key to the safe? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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On the special ring in his linking ring set.
Why did Houdini like to escape upside down?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Erich liked to hang around.
Which pick did Houdini pick? |
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Magic Enhancer Inner circle Robert Haas 1805 Posts
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The same one Peter Piper picked....
How many sea shells did Sally sell by the seashore?
Robert Haas
Magic Enhancer Quality magic products for the working professional. www.MagicEnhancer.com |
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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She sold as many sea shells as she should by the seashore.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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All he could.
What did the blonde magician's assistant bring when the magician asked for his key ring?
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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The ring holding his car and house keys.
Why did he hire the blonde assistant? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because she refused to work for more than 75 cents an hour, after all , she didn't want to just be paid the minimum wage.
How did the magician's assistant really get the assistant's revenge?
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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By demanding at least $3 per hour.
Which magician pays his/her assistants the most money? |
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Kyle's jacket is now recruiting assistants for over $40/hr. with benefits. Contact Kyle at his url now to earn your wages and benefits
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Tom forgot a gag again.
What happened when the magician tried to put his 300lb assistant into a standard sized zig zag illusion?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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The zig zag sagged.
Why should I remember to choke? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because if somebody doesn't gag, we got no thread.
Why dose Kelly insist that Kyle sleep with a gag?
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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So his snoring doesn't keep her awake.
What does keep Kelly awake at night? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Worrying that Kyle might wake up.
Why did Kelly refuse to let Kyle put her into the buzz saw illusion?
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