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Give her a car. (and she is admiral Janeway now).

How many borg does it take to build one zig zag lady?
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Only one. After all, it is a collective.

Admiral Janeway sacrificed herself. How shall I address her when I see her alive?
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Admiral Janeway, 1524 S. Polk Street, Cleveland, Ohio, but you will need a lot of stamps.

Who was the greater magician, Groucho, Chico, Harpo, Gummo, or Zeppo?
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Hard to say - they all left their Marx in history.


Who or what was Houdini's greatest competition?
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Well he was no competition for Uncle Harry, my guess would be that Houdini's legend was his greatest competition.

Why did Houdini lock himself in a safe?
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He could be safe and sound.

Where was Houdini storing the key to the safe?
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On the special ring in his linking ring set.

Why did Houdini like to escape upside down?
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Erich liked to hang around.

Which pick did Houdini pick?
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The same one Peter Piper picked....

How many sea shells did Sally sell by the seashore?
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She sold as many sea shells as she should by the seashore.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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All he could.

What did the blonde magician's assistant bring when the magician asked for his key ring?
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The ring holding his car and house keys.

Why did he hire the blonde assistant?
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Because she refused to work for more than 75 cents an hour, after all , she didn't want to just be paid the minimum wage.

How did the magician's assistant really get the assistant's revenge?
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By demanding at least $3 per hour.

Which magician pays his/her assistants the most money?
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Kyle's jacket is now recruiting assistants for over $40/hr. with benefits. Contact Kyle at his url now to earn your wages and benefits
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Tom forgot a gag again.

What happened when the magician tried to put his 300lb assistant into a standard sized zig zag illusion?
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The zig zag sagged.

Why should I remember to choke?
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Because if somebody doesn't gag, we got no thread.

Why dose Kelly insist that Kyle sleep with a gag?
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So his snoring doesn't keep her awake.

What does keep Kelly awake at night?
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Worrying that Kyle might wake up.

Why did Kelly refuse to let Kyle put her into the buzz saw illusion?
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