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ERIC Inner circle New Jersey 1188 Posts 
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Wouldn't you?
She's a smart girl. What illusion DID she let him put her into? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Assistance Revenge.
Why did Kyle buy the world's largest squared circle?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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To get rid of Photius.
What do you get when you put Photius and Kyle together? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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The world's greatest magicians.
How many rings does it take to make a linking ring set?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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It takes 5 to make a linking ring set of Olympic proportions.
Which magical effect should become an Olympic event? |
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Javelin Throw of Death.
Which Olympic event could most magicians compete well in? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Diving, since most of their careers have taken a dive.
What is the greatest illusion ever performed before a kindergarten audience?
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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Arnold Schwarzenegger appearing as a kindergarten teacher.
Who's scarier? a. Arnold as a kindergarten teacher b. A REAL kindergarten teacher c. The administrator who thinks they know how to be a kindergarten teacher? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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D. Kyle and Photius in the same room together.
Do you think Photius and Kyle are ever going to break-up? |
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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From what?
Why is DynaMike obsessed with Photius and Kyle? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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As a psychologist I could answer that but it would take about 25 pages. He seems to not get past the fact that Kyle and I have never actually been in each others physical presence more than 2 minutes which was at the 07 SAM convention. But it is all fun, so let him ride away.
Why did the magician stop producing ducks?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because he ran out of duck powder.
How would Photius look without a beard? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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A lot like Jerry Lewis. (Actually almost identical to my paternal grandfather).
Why is the assistant in Dynamike's avatar ready to quit the business?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because she will love to put romance, not business first with Dynamike.
Why do people always brag Dynamike is the best magician? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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I've only heard people who were paid to say that say it.
Why does dynamike have 50 RJOM copies in his closet?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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To hide the original from Kyle.
Do you think the Café will come to an end without Dynamike? |
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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I was starting to believe the Café will come to an end because of Dynamike.
How can Dynamike earn a living when he spends all his time creating avatars? |
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RicHeka Inner circle 3999 Posts
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What is funny?...1100 + posts within 30 days[YIKES!]...most short and non productive...with the only goal to achieve the deceptive title of 'Eternal Order'.
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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1100 posts? I've been here 2+ years, and barely broke 2K.
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RicHeka Inner circle 3999 Posts
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I understand where you are coming from Tom...Imagine Tom....1100+ posts per month X 2 years = 25,000 + post's...wow...regardless of the efficacy of the contributions....you would be granted the status of 'Eternal Order'...let us all bow down in humble respect.[ugh!]
Now That's Funny! |
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